shellphones | Video

Type: Video
Sender ID: nutsornothing (Denji)
To: Public
Subject: Introducing the new pup!
Warnings: ADORABLE DOG!?

[The feed starts off with nothing but Denji's face crowding the camera beaming a toothy grin until he finally props the shellphone up against a nearby tree before stepping back a few paces, flashing his signature peace sign followed by a teasing wink.]

What's up everyone! Been awhile since I've talked on here but I'm back with some sick news!

[Turning away from the camera momentarily the teenager whistles loudly with a wave of his hands in front of his face. A few seconds of silence filled the air until the sound of a dog barking fills the void as the massive Irish wolfhound practically tramples him, quickly knocking the boy off his feet as it begins to lick his face furiously. Ensuing laughter following as he gently pushes his newfound companion off him patting his head, a wholesome smile filling over his features.]

Check out my new doggo! He's fuckin' huge, eh!?

[His furry canine barking on cue at the praise whilst Denji picks up a stick from the ground and throws it into the shallows of ocean, his pet rushing off to retrieve it instantaneously.]

I saved him and a bunch of others from this rich asshole's island that me and Eustace raided awhile ago! The rest are safe and sound at the animal sanctuary if anyone wants one too!

[The wet dog comes back with the stick between its teeth, tail wagging happily before shaking its fur of the excess water causing Denji to throw his hands up defensively.]

Aw c'mon dude!! Oh yeah, I almost forgot the other reason I'm here...What kinda name should I give him? I've just been callin' him doggo for like a month now. If anyone wants to meet him we're at the beach in Eltrut right now or you can hit me up later! Peace out!

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[Nodding fervently Denji flashes his signature peace sign in confirmation.]

Kinda like it was cursed yeah that's it!

[In quick succession the teenager waltzed towards the propped up shellphone to fist bump the feed in return, grinning fiendishly as he laughs out loudly in utter amusement.]

You damn well know it! With skills like ours there ain't nothin' we can't do!

[A shapeshifting girl capable of transforming into various animals at will paired with the nefarious Chainsaw Devil? They'd certainly be a force to be reckoned with that anyone or anything would be idiotic to try crossing.]

Man, I'd like to see a cursed hotel, but I'll leave any devil fighting to you.

[ Thanks for being a gremlin with her, because anyone watching is going to have to see that now. ]

Let's find something to beat up next month together! There's usually bounties and stuff.

[ Nothing will stand in their way, except adopted dads. ]

It was exhausting but still awesome to beat the shit out of it for three days until it finally gave up like a wuss crying for its mama!

[Forming both hands tightly into fists Denji strikes a pose as he furiously nods in agreement to her offer.]

Lets do it, Nimona!! I'm all about making some extra cash so I can spend it on more food at Seventh Heaven.

[The boy definitely had his priorities straight.]

Man, I hope someone recorded it. So if it ever came back somehow, you could show it the video and threaten to release it crying like a baby to the whole world.

[ She's definitely pumped to go fight stuff. ]

This place needs an all-you-can-eat buffet! We could spend a little money and eat so much.

[ They do get to eat a lot of Tifa's cooking already, being part of the Avalanche crew. But a buffet.... ]

Nah- I don't think so but that would have been an epic video! Even though Makima would have been pissed if that shit leaked to the internet.

[The amount of trouble the first news report leaked to the media of the Chainsaw Devil's existence caused him so much headache, hunted down by numerous assassins until they were finally all dealt with accordingly.]

Yooooo a buffet would be so sick!! I would eat so much until I threw up then eat again!!

My friend, I once helped a guy get a confession of murder out of some important figure in the kingdom. We posted that all over the net to spread the word. I should've killed her, instead.

[ Nimona has been on the news, and Ballister hated it. Mostly because he was being framed for the assassination of the queen. ]

I'd turn into an animal that had multiple stomachs!

[Cue the blank stare on Denji's face as Nimona pipes back, grinning wide with utter delight, followed by a burst of chaotic laughter topping it all off.]

Damn are you a detective or something back home, Nimona!?

[A detective probably wouldn't threaten to kill someone or post a confidential confession on the internet but no one said he was the sharpest tool in the shed.]

Man...I wish I could turn into something with a bunch of stomachs I just grow chainsaws out of my head and arms which is pretty cool too I guess.

[Just casually admitting to that like it was no big deal.]

[ She checks out her nails, as if that's really a problem for someone who can shapeshift her entire body. ]

Nah, I totally teamed up with the guy thinking that I could be an evil villain's sidekick. But when I found out he wasn't an evil villain, I still stuck around to help him out.

[ Her reasons for trying to become an evil villain's sidekick are definitely more complicated than she makes it seem over the network. ]

Okay, but chainsaws are so metal! You could cause some destruction and chaos.

[ Just accepting it like it's a cool big deal. ]

A villains sidekick, huh?! That would have been pretty sick too bad it didn't work out.

[Something tells him that Nimona wasn't too concerned though, probably for the best anyways considering bad guys in his home always ended up dead by his hand or more specifically chainsaw. Speaking of which her latter sentiment causes a toothy smirk to grow from ear to ear in utter delight nodding in agreement.]

They are super badass!! I've cut up a lot of shit head devils with'em too!! You'll get to see them in action when we kick some ass together next time.

Yeah, we did get to smash up and make stuff explode, though. And kicked some serious butt.

[ All she wanted was someone who understood her, seeing as how everyone gave her the label of "monster". How they saw her as the villain just because of what she could do, what she was. ]

Can't wait! I almost want to go find something for us to fight right now.

[ She's practically bouncing on her feet. ]

Sounds like my kind of party! I'm always down for hacking and slashing things to pieces I sure wish I could make things explode though!

[He's seen the pure destructive nature of bomb explosions first hand used against him and it was frighteningly cool, Denji's body quite literally a limbless husk at Reze's deadly abilities back home in Japan. Her excitement was infectious as he too got pumped up at the prospect of fighting together and seeing what each other were truly capable of, raising both his arms high in the sky with as he shouts out.]

We're gonna destroy whatever comes our way don't you worry, Nimona!

[Winking coyly as he strikes a signature pose, extending out his left arm making a peace sign with his hand.]

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