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Type: Video
Sender ID: paradisaea (Kaveh)
To: public
Subject: free book available!
Warnings: just a very, very poorly written book! Possible mild spoilers for genshin impact up to patch 4.8 in comments, but nothing huge.

[Oh, it's Kaveh, waving at the camera. He looks...slightly damp? And Shadowlily appears to have burrowed into his shirt and is still grumbling at him LOUDLY the entire video.]

So I don't suppose anyone would be interested in a one-of-a-kind, annotated copy of a novel from another world, would they?

[Please. Please dear god take it from him.]

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I'd be happy to take it off of your hands~

[...staring at his phone for a while.]

you know what, sure, it was a Yae Publishing imprint, there's some irony to that.

I'll have you know I'm a big fan of the Yae Publishing House~!

I shall add it to my collection and give it a place of honor in my home~

Now, I'm not sure it deserves that kind of honor...

No? Despite also being a gift from a dear friend of mine?

...Well, if you insist, but please don't expect it to be...particularly compelling to read.

Oh? When did I say I would be taking it to read it?

I am suddenly very concerned, Heizou?

And why's that?

why do you want a book you're not going to read?

Can't I just want it as a memento? It hails from my homeland, after all!

I can't argue with that and yet I still feel this strange sense of foreboding.

Oh? Well, how about in exchange for taking it off your hands, you tell me all about why you're embarrassed about it and why you're all wet?

[ Heizou, don't you make him read that for research ]

[No promises, bestie~]

[ They we suffer together ]

[That's true friendship right there.]

[get a room detectives jeez]

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