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[empyrean_mirror]

Type: Video
Sender ID: paradisaea (Kaveh)
To: public
Subject: free book available!
Warnings: just a very, very poorly written book! Possible mild spoilers for genshin impact up to patch 4.8 in comments, but nothing huge.

[Oh, it's Kaveh, waving at the camera. He looks...slightly damp? And Shadowlily appears to have burrowed into his shirt and is still grumbling at him LOUDLY the entire video.]

So I don't suppose anyone would be interested in a one-of-a-kind, annotated copy of a novel from another world, would they?

[Please. Please dear god take it from him.]

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text; un: paridisaea

[empyrean_mirror]

[...staring at his phone for a while.]

you know what, sure, it was a Yae Publishing imprint, there's some irony to that.

[book2thehead]

I'll have you know I'm a big fan of the Yae Publishing House~!

I shall add it to my collection and give it a place of honor in my home~

[empyrean_mirror]

Now, I'm not sure it deserves that kind of honor...

[book2thehead]

No? Despite also being a gift from a dear friend of mine?

[empyrean_mirror]

...Well, if you insist, but please don't expect it to be...particularly compelling to read.

[book2thehead]

Oh? When did I say I would be taking it to read it?

[empyrean_mirror]

I am suddenly very concerned, Heizou?

[book2thehead]

And why's that?

[empyrean_mirror]

why do you want a book you're not going to read?

[book2thehead]

Can't I just want it as a memento? It hails from my homeland, after all!

the way I thought I tagged this weeks ago

[empyrean_mirror]

I can't argue with that and yet I still feel this strange sense of foreboding.

lmao you all good! <3

[book2thehead]

Oh? Well, how about in exchange for taking it off your hands, you tell me all about why you're embarrassed about it and why you're all wet?