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[thearchangel]

Type: Text
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: Help Wanted
Warnings: N/A

All right, I cave.

Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.




And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.

Comments

[halfdog]

Garrus the turian. Got it. [ He does, in fact, not get it. ] I'm Inuyasha.

So what, can turians not take off the metal pieces? Are they stuck on ya?

[thearchangel]

Nice meeting you.

My armor, sure. But not my actual plating. It'd be like you removing pieces of your skin.

[halfdog]

[ Cue the cringed grimace as that mental image flashes through his mind. ]

Gross! Okay, I get your point.

So then… why not look for somethin’ here? This place is magical, isn’t it? There’s gotta be a thing here that can keep you from drowning. I keep hearing about these “relics” or whatever.

[thearchangel]

[He inclines his head a little - you're welcome for that image, Inuyasha.]

Mostly, because I don't know a damn thing about 'magic'. So... asking people here with more experience seemed like the best bet.

Yeah. Apparently the "relics" are all underwater, too.

[halfdog]

Underwater? Damn, you're really unlucky, aren't ya?

[thearchangel]

That's me. Unluckiest son of a bitch in this world.