thearchangel: (oh jfc sir please)
Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] thearchangel) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-11-08 04:55 pm

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Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
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All right, I cave.

Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.




And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.
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[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2024-11-09 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
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[personal profile] onebullet 2024-11-09 06:26 am (UTC)(link)
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afflatusexarch: (( gp ) g21)

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[personal profile] afflatusexarch 2024-11-09 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I've a spell that might assist. It is called Float.
minorinpain: (Default)

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[personal profile] minorinpain 2024-11-10 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
You should just learn to fly! That's baby stuff on my world. Your kids don't know how to manage your energy?
ramuhs: (โšก 143)

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[personal profile] ramuhs 2024-11-11 07:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Poor Garrus.]

Now I don't know if I could make this, but what if you could convert or create your suit to have some kind of engine or device to help you stay afloat?

Of course if any of that malfunctions you'd be in trouble, so you'd want something to be able to get you out of the water as a failsafe.
halfdog: (ยป 135)

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[personal profile] halfdog 2024-11-13 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
[ he barely knows how this stupid device works, and there was no way you're gunna catch him texting on this thing.

so cue the all too blank stare as he gazes at the nothingness.
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Can't ya just... float?
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[personal profile] netherese 2024-11-15 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
There's always levitation, if you're amenable! Nothing a well-cast spell or potion can't fix, though it's not permanent, so you would need to keep a number on your person.