thearchangel: (oh jfc sir please)
Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] thearchangel) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-11-08 04:55 pm

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Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
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Subject: Help Wanted
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All right, I cave.

Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.




And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.
onebullet: (over the barrel)

[personal profile] onebullet 2024-11-14 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
So you punched him?

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I'm not having this conversation over here. We'll talk later - I think you owe Darin his putza.

Whatever the hell that is.
Edited 2024-11-14 22:42 (UTC)