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[thearchangel]

Type: Text
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: Help Wanted
Warnings: N/A

All right, I cave.

Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.




And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.

Comments

[forgeabettertomorrow]

YOU GOT A SPICY ONE AND BECAUSE YOUR STUPID MOUTH IS BROKEN YOU DONT TASTE SPICE!!!

[thearchangel]

Huh.

So they're supposed to have flavor?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

were going back there and youre trying another one in front of me

[thearchangel]

I thought you wanted that food.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I WANT JUSTICE MORE

[thearchangel]

It's a drink not justice.