thearchangel: (oh jfc sir please)
Garrus Vakarian ([personal profile] thearchangel) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-11-08 04:55 pm

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Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
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Subject: Help Wanted
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All right, I cave.

Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.




And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.