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[thearchangel]

Type: Text
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: Help Wanted
Warnings: N/A

All right, I cave.

Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.




And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.

Comments

[afflatusexarch]

No, no. Nothing like that. I suppose you might call it life energy. The force that keeps all things living.

[thearchangel]

Life energy.

Life force? That sound more like it?

[afflatusexarch]

In a sense, yes. Though it doesn't always require burning away at one's life, so to speak.

[thearchangel]

I would hope not. Radiation is pretty drastic, horrifying stuff, in high doses.

[afflatusexarch]

Radi - what now?

[ HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS ]