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[thearchangel]

Type: Text
Sender ID: thearchangel (Garrus Vakarian)
To: Everyone
Subject: Help Wanted
Warnings: N/A

All right, I cave.

Help wanted for someone who can engineer a way to keep someone from sinking the second they set foot in a body of water.




And please don't say "swimming lessons" - that's not physically possible without a lot of flotation assistance.

Comments

[thearchangel]

This is... a lot to take in, frankly.

None of this exists where I'm from. It's hard to decide what would actually work best.

[netherese]

Hardly surprising, given how unfamiliar such things are. There's no rush, at any rate, but if the time comes and you would like to try any of the aforementioned methods, you need but say the word. I would be happy to aid, and there is no expiration on my offer.

[thearchangel]

I appreciate that. And I'm sure my partner does too. Don't think she wants me to drown any time soon either.

Garrus, by the way.

[netherese]

Gale of Waterdeep, at your service. It is a pleasure, Garrus.