text🌻seeking legal advice

[multidisciplinary]

Type: Text (backdated to before Farplane event)
Sender ID: Anonymous
To: Public
Subject: Seeking legal advice
Warnings: None

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Hello.

I am in need of legal advice regarding a private matter:

Is a marriage contract legally binding if one or more parties involved were under the influence of spiritual possession while it was officiated?

Thank you for your assistance.

Comments

[multidisciplinary]

[ Someone clearly subscribes to the Ganondorf School of Thought. ]

I see, so you are suggesting I conquer the governments on all of the leviathans, as well as both armadas-- all so that everyone will acknowledge my individual interpretation of my marital status.

[minorinpain]

Yeah.

[multidisciplinary]

[ All right then. ]

Well, thank you for the suggestion, but I am looking for something that will be a bit more timely and not require the formation of my own navy.

[minorinpain]

Ha! That's quitter talk if I ever heard it. Good luck with bein' ghost-married, pal. Sounds like you're gonna need it!