shellphones | text🌻seeking legal advice

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text🌻seeking legal advice

Type: Text (backdated to before Farplane event)
Sender ID: Anonymous
To: Public
Subject: Seeking legal advice
Warnings: None

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Hello.

I am in need of legal advice regarding a private matter:

Is a marriage contract legally binding if one or more parties involved were under the influence of spiritual possession while it was officiated?

Thank you for your assistance.

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[CLEARING HIS THROAT]

I uh...[His voice just cracked.]

I— 'Too much?' This? N-No way, it's perfectly tame! Considering you'll just be at home. With just me around. T-Totally...

Totally tame. B-But uh...I might need to. See it. In person.

Maybe take a picture or three. You know. If we're being rigorous and thorough about this research...

[ Zelda yanks the shellphone away from her ear and holds it at arm's length until his yelling finally abates.

Well then. Sounds like he likes it.

Zelda is covering her mouth to stifle a snicker as she brings the phone back to her ear. ]

Ah, I see. Perhaps my idea of risqué is too reserved. I shall have to adjust my standards.

But you bring up a good point. Give me a moment.

[ She puts the phone on hold. ]

[ A few minutes later, Darin's phone chimes.

>wineandblack2.jpeg received.
>wineandblack3.jpeg received.

Zelda resumes the call. ]

My apologies. This piece is rather intricate.

Will these suffice~?

[There's an audible thud as Darin hits the ground.]

[GODS ABOVE THIS IS THE BEST KIND OF TORTURE.]

Y-Yeah! Yeah that...That's good. That's really good. I think...

I think I kinda really need to see you modeling this though. Just to. You know.

Really see how it fills out.

[Haha he was gonna take care of some errands he might have just turn around and head back to her place.]

I think I'll head over now. Actually.

[ Remember when they were supposed to be figuring out their marital status? Neither does Zelda.

Darin's reactions are so delightful that Zelda just can't help but needle him further. He's so cute. He's so cute. ]

Right now? I thought you were busy today.

[ She's downright smirking as she holds the phone. ]

Yeah well...Y-You know me. Always thirsty for knowledge.

Besides...something uh.

Came up.

...In light of all of this very fascinating discussion of women's sleepwear fashion.

[ Before the Ghoul's Moon, that insinuation would have gone over Zelda's head.

But nowadays, she understands completely. ]

I am glad to hear that. It is an underappreciated field of study, in my opinion.

We should make certain that we are diligent in documenting our research.

Yeah...Yeah, I hope you don't really have anything planned for the evening. Or tonight.

...Or tomorrow morning.

Because...you know how thorough I can be...

[That nervousness is starting to melt away. He's getting more than a little excited.]

[ He's not the only one. ]

I had a few things [ she did not ] but I am willing to clear my schedule. It is best to put aside ample time for research...

Willing to clear your schedule for me?? You honor this humble blacksmith~

I’ll have to pay the honor back tenfold. I wouldn’t want to leave your research wanting.

Oh, I trust that you won't. As I have told you before, your diligence puts the scholars of Hyrule to shame.

It does help that the subject of this particular research has completely stolen my heart.

I could get lost in it for days at a time. Even weeks~

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