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[sos_pilot]

Type: Video
Sender ID:perfpilot (Della Duck)
To: Public
Subject: Bad Guy Warnings
Warnings: N/A

Hey there, party people! If we haven't met yet, name's Della Duck!

So after witnessing some shenanigans on the network, some more obvious than others, I thought I'd do everyone here a service and warn them about potential people from my world. If this place can bring in bad guys, it's best to be prepared. So, here we go!

[ to wit, she begins holding up crude crayon drawings of the following people. ]

Mark Beaks! So, he's technically really smart with tech stuff, but he prefers to steal other people's work and claim it as his own. Solution - distract him with how few followers he has on the network, then punch him in the face.

Next, Ma Beagle! Head of the Beagle Boys gang! Don't let her height fool you, she packs a punch and can rob banks in her sleep. Solution - disarm the purse, it's got all kind of weapons in there, then punch her in the face.

Then, Don Karnage! Leader of the Sky Pirates, he might feel right at home here. Good swordsman, better singer. Solution - challenge him to a singing competition, then punch him in the face.

Last, and worst, is Magica De Spell. Sorceress supreme, and pure evil to the bone. Petty streak that can and has lasted for decades. Solution - break her magic scepter, then punch her in the face.

Now, my world has WAY more bad guys than that, but these are the most dangerous, in my opinion. And hey, feel free to share deets about the baddies from your world! We're all in this together!

Comments

video; un: desirestruth

[desirestruth]

[Here is a white-haired lady? she's wearing a mask, so it's hard to see her face, and she's out in the woods, but--]

What do you do if they can't be punched in the face?

[sos_pilot]

Punch their vital organs. Personally, I would go for the stomach, then maybe the chest. Depends if you knew they ate before the fight.

[desirestruth]

Kidneys are right there. Tend to hurt a lot. Not as guarded as the groin.

[sos_pilot]

True, but personally, I find them harder to find and guarantee the hit. All the enemies I listed above are different sizes and heights! And in my world, ducks are pretty short to begin with.

[telepathicignorance]

Thanks for the info. Second one looks like a bad bitch.

(That joke was required.

None of these seem super scary, except maybe the last one. They make a note to keep an eye out for her showing up.)

So is it all animal people in your world?

[sos_pilot]

Pretty much! The only time we've ever seen you "humans" is by a wish from a genie, and boy, it was NOT a good first impressions.

[telepathicignorance]

Guess we'd be pretty ugly to you guys.

(And possibly evil and monstrous, depending on the genie wish.)

So is every animal in your world a person or...?

[sos_pilot]

If you're asking if we have Duck People and the little guys you see at ponds, yes we do.

» video | un: tilfrosset

[tilfrosset]

[Jill would ask how close to reality those drawings of animals are, but considering she's about to speak to a duck, she decides to take them at face value.]

I can speak to personal experience that this place does so bring in those with nefarious plans. It's also just as quick as to be rid of them.

That said, I will keep an eye out as you've requested. And I'm Jill, Jill Warrick, by the way. Apologies on the late introduction.

[sos_pilot]

Happy to help! Nice to meet you, Jill! Better late than never - there's plenty of folks here, I bet, so it's probably hard to keep track of everyone, new and old.

[tilfrosset]

Yes, that is true, but I've also been here for over a year. At this rate, I should have become more familiar with the other riftfarers, if only to put a name to the face on the shellphones. Even if those things seem a little impersonal compared to a face to face conversation.

[sos_pilot]

[ Over a year... she swallows, but tries to not let it show that it affected her. ]

I'll admit, I prefer face-to-face myself, but I also know I gotta keep up with the times when it comes to technology. I hate being left behind for anything!

video: un: baymaxing

[baymaxing]

I didn't even think about that.

[Callaghan showing up would be....complicated. For sure. Hiro knows now, in hindsight, that the other was upset over his daughter. But even so. Tadashi still died in that fire, going in to try to rescue the professor.

Let alone the likes of Yama showing up when he was pissed at Hiro for hustling at the bot fighting.]

[sos_pilot]

Welp, there doesn't seem to be much rhyme or reason behind who this world takes - so it stands to reason it can take good AND bad folks, y'know?

[baymaxing]

I guess, yeah. Just. Not sure how I'd feel or handle it if someone from back home showed up that I dealt with.

[Callaghan had to live with the fact that he had messed up. That he had gotten Tadashi killed. Stolen Hiro's microbots. Attacked Krei. He was in prison now, but Hiro realized from this that maybe he couldn't just assume things would stay that way. If Callaghan were to end up here. He's not sure how he would feel about that.]

[sos_pilot]

That bad, huh? Well, on the plus side, you've probably got a ton of friends here that would be more than happy to help you out! And that includes me!

video - un: spinsandneedles

[spinsandneedles]

Question! Can this Don guy be punched in the face after the singing competition, or does it have to be before?

[sos_pilot]

The singing is meant to distract him, therefore to allow easier punching. He can't resist showing off his pipes.

[spinsandneedles]

That seems a little unfair, dontcha think? But I guess if he's as bad as you say he is, resorting to underhanded tactics might be your best bet.

video | octoblot

[octoblot]

[... wow, okay. this is a lot.]

I can't help but notice that your solution to all of these people involves punching them in the face.

[sos_pilot]

I find there are very few problems that a punch in the face cannot solve.

[octoblot]

And in the event that it does not, in fact, solve the issue but instead makes things worse? Have you had that happen yet, Della-san?

video; un:catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

[Ranma arrives to the mention of wanton violence the same way sharks do to blood in water. That is to say-]

You had me at punching them in the face.

[-the punchy teen is completely on board for punching any of these animal dudes and chicks.]

[sos_pilot]

Atta boy. But you might have an easier time than I do - maybe you'll actually match their height!

drags self out of the pit of writers , im sorry T-T

[catsgothistongue]

Really? I sorta assumed they'd be close to your height.

[Della's what, three feet, give or take? Theeeen again, he only has drawings to go off on. And no offense to Della, but she makes his doodles look like masterpieces deserving to be hung up in a museum somewhere.]

Not that I have any issues fighting shortstacks. I'm well versed in that.