video

[sos_pilot]

Type: Video
Sender ID:perfpilot (Della Duck)
To: Public
Subject: Bad Guy Warnings
Warnings: N/A

Hey there, party people! If we haven't met yet, name's Della Duck!

So after witnessing some shenanigans on the network, some more obvious than others, I thought I'd do everyone here a service and warn them about potential people from my world. If this place can bring in bad guys, it's best to be prepared. So, here we go!

[ to wit, she begins holding up crude crayon drawings of the following people. ]

Mark Beaks! So, he's technically really smart with tech stuff, but he prefers to steal other people's work and claim it as his own. Solution - distract him with how few followers he has on the network, then punch him in the face.

Next, Ma Beagle! Head of the Beagle Boys gang! Don't let her height fool you, she packs a punch and can rob banks in her sleep. Solution - disarm the purse, it's got all kind of weapons in there, then punch her in the face.

Then, Don Karnage! Leader of the Sky Pirates, he might feel right at home here. Good swordsman, better singer. Solution - challenge him to a singing competition, then punch him in the face.

Last, and worst, is Magica De Spell. Sorceress supreme, and pure evil to the bone. Petty streak that can and has lasted for decades. Solution - break her magic scepter, then punch her in the face.

Now, my world has WAY more bad guys than that, but these are the most dangerous, in my opinion. And hey, feel free to share deets about the baddies from your world! We're all in this together!

Comments

[sos_pilot]

Kicking them! For most people, kicking them in the face would be difficult, but lucky for me, I have a detachable leg. So I've got a real "leg up" on the competition!

[ i'm sorry. ]

[octoblot]

[You're killing us here, Della...]

Has any of this punching and kicking actually worked out before against these people?

[sos_pilot]

I'm still alive, aren't I?

[octoblot]

Even so, I would be careful if I were you. There may come a day where that kind of strategy may not be enough, depending on the person in question that shows up and warrants conflict with.

[sos_pilot]

Awwww, Double A, it's so sweet of you to care about me!

[octoblot]

[Azul momentarily seems surprised by that statement, not having been expected to get called out on showing concern here, before he quickly recovers.]
 
Oh... of course, don't mention it.

[Really, please don't, he has a reputation to maintain--I mean.]

After all, I would feel terrible otherwise if I didn't give a word of caution at least in regards to all this talk about fighting. You are a valuable ally among us here, after all.

[sos_pilot]

Aw shucks, you're gunna make blush! You better be careful, because next time I see you in the flesh, you're getting lots of huggin'!

[octoblot]

Oh my, that's really not necessary...

[Della, you're embarrassing him so much here.]

[sos_pilot]

[ too late, she's your mom now. ]

And yet, I'm gunna do it anyway. You've been warned. Do your best to prepare.

[octoblot]

... Why does that sound more threatening than it reasonably should?

[also, he has a mom already tho???]

[sos_pilot]

Because seeing your face like that is priceless.

[ you can have more than one mom!!! ]

[octoblot]

My, how mean of you, Della-san. What have I ever done to deserve being treated like this...

[And yet, Azul still manages to sound somewhat amused despite his words, so he's probably not being that serious here.]

[sos_pilot]

I'm sure you'll find it in your heart to forgive me. Somehow, deep down...

[ She's so glad he has the urge to play around with her. He's a good kid. ]

[octoblot]

[He gives a theatrical sigh as he holds his hands out to the side here.]

You're lucky that I'm feeling magnanimous enough to consider it, at least this time. Next time, however, it may cost you dearly if you're not careful...

[sos_pilot]

Oooh, I've been warned. Chills down my spine and everything.