anon ⊗ dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Type: Text
Sender ID: anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone
Subject: first date help!!
Warnings: none

uwaaa we're going on our first date but i've never been on one before!! what should i do?? we're going to the dragon's gale but like i want them to have a good time!! we've been friends for so long how can i make it special so it's not like another day out?? 😫😫😫😫

any advice appreciated thanks!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[There's a reason why this is anonymous.

Already regretting his decision, Eustace grimaces in disgust typing this hideous thing. But he doesn't want bothersome questions about himself and [redacted], and he knows he's out of his element here. Since he doesn't know anyone personally to ask and he definitely doesn't want [redacted] to see it, he's just going to cover all his tracks and inflict self-torture as he channels someone from his world to pretend as. thanks Beatrix he hates this so much]

Comments

[flamekthunder]

i guess......

so what would you do then?

[nutsornothing]

Well...I've been on a couple dates back home like going to the movie theatre and an aquarium but they don't got that kinda stuff in this place.

Here I went on a haunted hayride and house with the girl I like so maybe somewhere or something super cool they have never done before? Like a secret beach spot or somewhere on one of the leviathans you have been to but they have not?! Then you can say some lovey dovey stuff before ya kiss them like in the movies all romantic and shit! There is no way they would forget a first date like that!

[flamekthunder]

[...Huh. Well they already did the haunted house last Ghoul's Moon...and where was it, Latrommi? That they spent some time in that lagoon... And he showed her that special spot in Nogard.................

...

Now that he thinks about it, weren't a lot of things they did already like dates?!?!?!]

romantic spots and lovey dovey stuff...that's stuff i hear all the time, but never really thought much about.....

but if it's during Dragon's Gale there should definitely be places like that!!! so maybe i can find something!

[Sigh, he'll have to give credit where it's due. Not that Denji or anyone else here will ever know the truth.]

[nutsornothing]

For sure! Last Dragon's Gale there was hella stuff to do with couples. I kicked a dragon's ass in a castle who tried to keep her as treasure but that's probably not a good date idea to be honest even if it would totally make them want to get into your pants.

[Says the desperate virgin like he knows anything about that.]

[flamekthunder]

[....]

maybe i should ask them if the last time i saved them if they felt that way 😝😝

maybe that's when they fell in love!?!? 😆😆😆

[He says not very serious, but...

...

It does make him wonder a bit. Making a note to ask [redacted] about it later—]

I'm so sorry LOL

[nutsornothing]

You never know it's worth a shot! Maybe you can get some before your date if you're stupid lucky, right?!

[flamekthunder]

[Denji....please.....]

eeeeehhh don't talk about that so easily ommgggg!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳

[Is this seriously all this guy thinks about—well, no that's normal for his age.]

[nutsornothing]

What? Sex?! Are you afraid or something?!

If you have a boyfriend or girlfriend and you're afraid of that you got a more serious problem than what your first real date is gonna be!

[Why is he like this...]

[flamekthunder]

this is a public place!!!

[Honestly, Eustace doesn't care but this is the cross he has to bear right now.]

[nutsornothing]

So what?! Some people like banging in public too y'know?

[Completely misunderstood the point of that with his mind in the gutter now.]

[flamekthunder]

only perverts bro 😑