anon ⊗ dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Type: Text
Sender ID: anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone
Subject: first date help!!
Warnings: none

uwaaa we're going on our first date but i've never been on one before!! what should i do?? we're going to the dragon's gale but like i want them to have a good time!! we've been friends for so long how can i make it special so it's not like another day out?? 😫😫😫😫

any advice appreciated thanks!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[There's a reason why this is anonymous.

Already regretting his decision, Eustace grimaces in disgust typing this hideous thing. But he doesn't want bothersome questions about himself and [redacted], and he knows he's out of his element here. Since he doesn't know anyone personally to ask and he definitely doesn't want [redacted] to see it, he's just going to cover all his tracks and inflict self-torture as he channels someone from his world to pretend as. thanks Beatrix he hates this so much]

Comments

[mwehehe]

It just means you REALLY LIKE THEM 😊💖 that's all! You always want to impress that person. You should be yourself and do what you know they like. 💖 It's always 💯 more special that way!!!

[flamekthunder]

hhMmMmmMm i'll try and keep that in mind!!

i guess i just don't see myself all that interesting...

[...Well being a little more honest here than he expected but it still fits.]

[mwehehe]

I'm not very interesting either, ❗ but I have someone who likes me 😍 for me anyway! There's something theylike 💗 about you, whether you see 👀 it or not, so don't 🙅 sweat 😰 it.

[flamekthunder]

i guess that's true 😫

but what if i screw up and then they dump me!!! omg!!!

[Yeah he's not worried about that.]

[mwehehe]

Then it happens. But it probably 😱 won't be because of you messing up by doing something they ⁉ may not 😥 like, so as long as they know you were doing it out of you 😫 liking them, 😊 it'll be fine!!!

[flamekthunder]

waaah your confidence is really inspiring!!!

[Sort of.]

i'll try to keep that in mind and just give it my best!! 😤😤😤😤

[mwehehe]

As long as you're trying your best, 😄 how can they 😈 be mad?! You 👧👈 don't have to be perfect! 💯💯 Being perfect just makes it harder on you.

[This is actually true, in her experience at least, that just doing what they can is enough. It doesn't need to be perfect, just thoughtful. While it's punctuated with ridiculous emojis (the lesson with those being someone will always make it crazier do not tempt her), it does come from the heart.]

[flamekthunder]

yeah‼️‼️you're right!! 👊👊👊

thanks a lot, anon!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰 this really helped a lot!! ✨✨✨

[He doesn't know, he's just slapping emojis now in part of revenge.

But he will admit that the messages did help ease some of his worries, so it is appreciative!]