anon ⊗ dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Type: Text
Sender ID: anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone
Subject: first date help!!
Warnings: none

uwaaa we're going on our first date but i've never been on one before!! what should i do?? we're going to the dragon's gale but like i want them to have a good time!! we've been friends for so long how can i make it special so it's not like another day out?? 😫😫😫😫

any advice appreciated thanks!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[There's a reason why this is anonymous.

Already regretting his decision, Eustace grimaces in disgust typing this hideous thing. But he doesn't want bothersome questions about himself and [redacted], and he knows he's out of his element here. Since he doesn't know anyone personally to ask and he definitely doesn't want [redacted] to see it, he's just going to cover all his tracks and inflict self-torture as he channels someone from his world to pretend as. thanks Beatrix he hates this so much]

Comments

[flamekthunder]

[Eustace can't help but stare at the phone because.

What the fuck that came from that kid?

He's not sure if he should be feeling impressed or somewhat embarrassed this kind of advice from Beat...and at his age...

...

Yeah he feels pretty lame right now—

BUT IT'S FINE IT'S FINE BEAT JUST NEVER HAS TO KNOW THAT'S ALL he can maintain some dignity whatever is left of it.]

wowowowowow that was suuuuuuper deep!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

but that does help a lot too

[stillarhino]

aint all that deep yo
yous probably stressing and i get it
when ya chill out you and your dates gonna have a helluva time

[flamekthunder]

yeah you're probably right... they seem to like everything i do, but i still want to give the best, you know?

aaaah that's so embarrassing!!! 😫😫😫😫😫

[Not really.]

[stillarhino]

[Heh, he wants to cheer whoever this is on. Seems like they're really doing their best right now.]

ask them what they wanna do nonny
might help ya shake off the nerves

[Nonny like anonymous.]

[flamekthunder]

[...He's not sure if it's a good or bad thing that he actually understood that shorthand—]

yeah i will!!

thank you for all your help rhino!! 😊🦏👊

[stillarhino]

aint no biggie yo
good luck on your date