anon ⊗ dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Type: Text
Sender ID: anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone
Subject: first date help!!
Warnings: none

uwaaa we're going on our first date but i've never been on one before!! what should i do?? we're going to the dragon's gale but like i want them to have a good time!! we've been friends for so long how can i make it special so it's not like another day out?? 😫😫😫😫

any advice appreciated thanks!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[There's a reason why this is anonymous.

Already regretting his decision, Eustace grimaces in disgust typing this hideous thing. But he doesn't want bothersome questions about himself and [redacted], and he knows he's out of his element here. Since he doesn't know anyone personally to ask and he definitely doesn't want [redacted] to see it, he's just going to cover all his tracks and inflict self-torture as he channels someone from his world to pretend as. thanks Beatrix he hates this so much]

Comments

[flamekthunder]

[JOTTING THESE DOWN.]

have you told your date about these places? 👀👀👀 they sound so good!!

i'm almost afraid of stealing them!!

[He's stealing them.]

[starshower]

I will. One day. Maybe for a second date.

But you definitely should! Especially the tea place. Can't recommend it enough. And even if they don't like tea, there are plenty of other things to try.

I could take you there if you'd like. Been there a couple times already.

[flamekthunder]

[...............oh no.]

waaaa really???

[....On the other hand, he was going to tell her about this eventually, so it would be kind of funny, huh.]

then maybe after our dates are a success!! 🥰🥰🥰

[starshower]

Really! We can have our own date that will be just as fun. Just remember to leave lots of room for the desserts when we do.

But be sure to let me know how it goes, okay?

[flamekthunder]

i definitely will!! good luck with yours!!!

[Oh she's so going to make fun of him for this later... But for some reason, he doesn't think he's going to mind it much? When he looks back at all these stupid messages, as much as he wants to throw his phone or bury himself in a hole for some, it's so stupid it's actually kind of funny.

Especially when he thinks he's putting all this ridiculous effort just to make her happy.

Man, he really is feeling a bit of a fool, but...well. Maybe it'll be worth it.]

❤️💛 fin.

[starshower]

You too! I hope we find what we're both looking for in this.

[Whatever that is. Closeness, affection, companionship, and some fun in the process, in the company of someone she is quite fond of. She can only wish the best for this person in her endeavours...]

Oh, and be sure to stop by the Seventh Heaven on Eltrut sometime!

[... And boy, is she going to never let him live this down when she finds out who it really is.]