anon ⊗ dating advice

[flamekthunder]

Type: Text
Sender ID: anonymous (Eustace)
To: Everyone
Subject: first date help!!
Warnings: none

uwaaa we're going on our first date but i've never been on one before!! what should i do?? we're going to the dragon's gale but like i want them to have a good time!! we've been friends for so long how can i make it special so it's not like another day out?? 😫😫😫😫

any advice appreciated thanks!!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[There's a reason why this is anonymous.

Already regretting his decision, Eustace grimaces in disgust typing this hideous thing. But he doesn't want bothersome questions about himself and [redacted], and he knows he's out of his element here. Since he doesn't know anyone personally to ask and he definitely doesn't want [redacted] to see it, he's just going to cover all his tracks and inflict self-torture as he channels someone from his world to pretend as. thanks Beatrix he hates this so much]

Comments

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Of course! I wish you all the best of luck, my friend!

[And then, after a brief pause, one final message goes through.]

And I hope next we speak, I get to speak to the real you~

[He may have noticed the shift in tone in the writing.]

[flamekthunder]

ehehe i don't know what you meeeeannnnn~~ 😜

[Honestly he's not too surprised if someone notices that this is a fake persona. The only thing that matters is no one figures out it's himself.

Or they die.

(Kidding.




Maybe.)]