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shellphones2025-03-02 09:23 pm
halfdog) wrote in shellphones2025-03-02 09:23 pm
Entry tags:
First Strike | An Investigation
Type: Video
Sender ID: halfdog (Inuyasha)
To: Everyone
Subject: No subject
Warnings: No warnings! Will update later if need be.
Ugh! I've had just about enough of this!
[ To the surprise of no one at all, Inuyasha is flashing his mean mug to the screen, sporting his usual scowl. No, he is not happy to be addressing any of you, but this is a matter of importance. ]
This is the third place this week that's tried to kick me out— where am I suppose to eat now, huh!? All the ramen shop owners have just up and disappeared all of a sudden!
[ He leans a bit closer to the screen, yellow eyes seemingly peering into your own. Yeah, he's talking to you specifically!! ]
All this backstabbing and lying about these damn whales is really pissing me off! So if you're the one causing all this mess, you better fess up! Do it or I'm comin' for you myself!
[ He puffs out a sigh before leaning away from the shellphone, still scowling. ]
You better not be holdin' out on any information about those stupid crystals, either. I'm gunna find the guys who did this, with or without anyone's help! So if you're thinking about doin' the same you better not slow me down.
[ There's a low grumble that follows... but is that from him or his stomach? Inuyasha groans, muttering something low yet audible under his breath: ]
My ramen...
[ Was he just hangry? ]
Sender ID: halfdog (Inuyasha)
To: Everyone
Subject: No subject
Warnings: No warnings! Will update later if need be.
Ugh! I've had just about enough of this!
[ To the surprise of no one at all, Inuyasha is flashing his mean mug to the screen, sporting his usual scowl. No, he is not happy to be addressing any of you, but this is a matter of importance. ]
This is the third place this week that's tried to kick me out— where am I suppose to eat now, huh!? All the ramen shop owners have just up and disappeared all of a sudden!
[ He leans a bit closer to the screen, yellow eyes seemingly peering into your own. Yeah, he's talking to you specifically!! ]
All this backstabbing and lying about these damn whales is really pissing me off! So if you're the one causing all this mess, you better fess up! Do it or I'm comin' for you myself!
[ He puffs out a sigh before leaning away from the shellphone, still scowling. ]
You better not be holdin' out on any information about those stupid crystals, either. I'm gunna find the guys who did this, with or without anyone's help! So if you're thinking about doin' the same you better not slow me down.
[ There's a low grumble that follows... but is that from him or his stomach? Inuyasha groans, muttering something low yet audible under his breath: ]
My ramen...
[ Was he just hangry? ]
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[LOOK. SEE.
...Although, he should probably ask this.]
I should have asked this first, are you Paladin or Corsair?
[Because it sounded like he was having issues at Paladin places, which means that would put him Corsair.]
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Not that you can tell much of a difference. Everyone's been actin' annoying lately.
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Wouldn't have guessed that. But you're right, it's not as if we have former identification, and even if we did, someone could just fake it.
[
totally not calling out a plothole in the game mechanics—]Why not just eat something else then?
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we did it we broke the game]You think if one or two places did this to me that others won't? I ain't gunna sit around and let another place shoo me away!
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Because of course now with that comment he’s mad again ]
What attitude!? I didn’t do anything wrong!!
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Which is the exact look Eustace is giving Inuyasha.]
So what, they took one look at you and kicked you out?
[Not helping—]
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[ The least helpful ]
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1/2
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Could have fooled me.
[So everything that was written was a lie.]
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If you really want ramen, I know of one place that's neutral and shouldn't kick you out on sight unless you do something stupid.
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But hearing that does make him stand down.... a little. Inuyasha's shoulders will relax, but the scowl across his face remains. ]
I ain't going to cause trouble! I just wanna eat!
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[JUST ONE FINAL CHECK.]
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cough ]
I- uh, got enough!
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He so very much wants to ask if Inuyasha had paid for the other places, and Inuyasha will likely SEE THAT LOOK.
But he just lets out a low sigh.]
...They're not too expensive, but make sure you can afford it.
[He then sends a message with the details about a small noodle shop in Eltrut that serves more than just ramen.]
I said they're neutral, so just behave and it shouldn't matter.
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I ain't gunna cause any trouble! [ HUFF PUFF he's just hungry! ]
... But thanks, I guess.
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Good luck.
[AND THAT'S ALL HE SAYS BEFORE HANGING UP.]
🎀 had to get the last word in of course
Wait, what?
Did Eustace just hang up on him? Just like that?
There's a pause as Inuyasha's mouth hangs open. With his last words still hanging loose on his lips, and the shock of the abrupt end of the phone call the half demon could only sit in stunned silence before anger begins to boil in the pit of his stomach.
Annnnd that anger causes him to chuck his shellphone across the room. ]
That bastaaaaaard!!
[ SEE IF HE'S EVER NICE TO YOU AGAIN, YA STUPID WOLF ]