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Inuyasha | 犬夜叉 ([personal profile] halfdog) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-03-02 09:23 pm

First Strike | An Investigation

Type: Video
Sender ID: halfdog (Inuyasha)
To: Everyone
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Warnings: No warnings! Will update later if need be.

Ugh! I've had just about enough of this!

[ To the surprise of no one at all, Inuyasha is flashing his mean mug to the screen, sporting his usual scowl. No, he is not happy to be addressing any of you, but this is a matter of importance. ]

This is the third place this week that's tried to kick me out— where am I suppose to eat now, huh!? All the ramen shop owners have just up and disappeared all of a sudden!

[ He leans a bit closer to the screen, yellow eyes seemingly peering into your own. Yeah, he's talking to you specifically!! ]

All this backstabbing and lying about these damn whales is really pissing me off! So if you're the one causing all this mess, you better fess up! Do it or I'm comin' for you myself!

[ He puffs out a sigh before leaning away from the shellphone, still scowling. ]

You better not be holdin' out on any information about those stupid crystals, either. I'm gunna find the guys who did this, with or without anyone's help! So if you're thinking about doin' the same you better not slow me down.

[ There's a low grumble that follows... but is that from him or his stomach? Inuyasha groans, muttering something low yet audible under his breath: ]

My ramen...




[ Was he just hangry? ]
stillarhino: (17 ☠ we could be the renegades)

1/2

[personal profile] stillarhino 2025-03-07 12:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Never woulda thought s'all.
stillarhino: (08 ☠ we're unstoppable now)

done

[personal profile] stillarhino 2025-03-07 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyway—

[LIKE HE DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT.]

You a paladin an' you's in Nogard?
stillarhino: art by <user name="greysfall" site="tumblr"> (86 ☠ to live shackled by insecurity)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2025-03-08 02:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe something's up that's makin' them act that way. If you ain't done nothin' to 'em, it's weird they ain't takin' your cash. Or even lettin' you eat, y'know?

[While he mostly sticks to Nogard and Eltrut, he has noticed a number of paladins giving him nasty looks of late. Actually, have people been giving him nastier looks in general?]
stillarhino: (13 ☠ we can be renegades)

[personal profile] stillarhino 2025-03-12 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm listenin', aight?!

But jus' so we on the same page, what thieves we talkin' 'bout?