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Sender ID: Subigito (Astarion)
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Subject: Paranormal Particulars
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Do you think a realtor is legally obligated to disclose that a house is haunted?
Please discuss.

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Of course, I would come immediately to your aid. My skills are particularly suited for dispatching ghosts.

[ Wait a minute......... ]

Are you perhaps teasing me? Or are you truly attempting to purchase a house you suspect is haunted?

Why can't it be both?

Then my offer to aid you yet remains.

[ Being teased is fun, Xenk knows this!! ]

Well, good. Besides, I was going to invite you anyway.

Wonderful. I should like to see this prospective new home for myself.

[ It has to be good enough for his best friend!!! That's a normal thought to have!! ]

Sure, that's what I meant.

[ Hmmmm there's a hidden meaning here. Right? Or nah? Xenk isn't sure. Text makes it very hard to intuit Astarion's meaning. He's already bad at that in a good day... ]

If there are any ghosts you may rest assured that we will vanquish them.

Unless you meant something else?

Well we are going to be a crew, it's sort of the same thing as camping together, isn't it?

[ Oh... he's so touched. This is sweet. ]

I understand. You wish to ask me to live in your house. I accept your generous offer.

In truth, I am honored by the invitation. :)

Well, that still presupposes I can anything suitable. Don't get too excited.

We have previously discussed your exacting tastes so I trust you will find something very well suitable.

[ He really could find a dank haunted house and Xenk would love it because it's a fixer-upper, tbh. ]

Edited (better phrasing) 2023-11-23 18:32 (UTC)

[ i almost made a frozen just but it was so cringe even i couldnt do it ]

Yes, I've already driven one realtor off, but not to worry. I'm sure the new one won't be as stubborn.

[ Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper, that's what it's all about. ]

I am certain you will succeed in you endeavors. And if your intent is to find a haunted house, then I am certain that Eltrut has such homes available.

Homes they will give me at a discount.

[ he did not get a discount ]

One can hope they would not charge you full price for a home that has prior, ghostly tenants.

[ He thinks he's being funny. ]

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