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[subigito]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Subigito (Astarion)
To: Public
Subject: Paranormal Particulars
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Do you think a realtor is legally obligated to disclose that a house is haunted?
Please discuss.

Comments

[subigito]

Exactly, no one is going to try and convert me to whatever god they pray to when they're afraid my house is haunted.

[standingonmyneck]

No insurance salesmen either, you already have the best insurance there is.

[subigito]

I'm not sure how ghosts are supposed to protect against problems, but do go on.

[standingonmyneck]

When you worked for ghosts against your will, you learn pretty quick they can be as petty, annoying, or surprising as anyone else.

[subigito]

Well that's oddly specific. I thought you didn't have magic, before?

[standingonmyneck]

Ah, must have not mentioned it to you.

This isn’t my first time world jumping.

Before here I was meant to work on a couple resorts. One of them was a resort spa for spirits. They were, unfortunately, my clientele.

[subigito]

Well that sounds unpleasant.

[standingonmyneck]

95% of it was. Working in customer service. Having your name stolen with a huge debt to pay off. One step away from being turned into a pig and eaten. Surrounded by dark woods that’ll freaking kill you AFTER something tears you apart.

But hey, I made a few friends that shared my misery.

[subigito]

Did you pay off your debt?

[standingonmyneck]

Nnnope. Got to go on home, and the place is done for. I don’t own anyone, dead or not, a cent now.

Well, okay, I have student debt back home but that’s a different discussion. I’ll pay that until I’m 80.