[VOICE] | un: hammertime

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Type: Voice with Screencaps!
Sender ID: hammertime
To: Public
Subject: Shellphone Tech Support
Warnings: Stupidity

Okay, I admit I'm not the best when it comes to technology but I'm seriously running out of patience here! All I want to do is text someone! I was able to text them before but then I changed their name in my phone and now I can't AND IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I CAN'T GET NEAR CERTAIN PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THESE BRANDS BUT IF I CAN'T TEXT SOMEONE NOW EXPLODING PRISONS ARE GONNA BE THE LEAST OF THEIR WORRIES.

[Darin takes a deep, steadying breath. Normally, the person he would go to for tech support is Zelda. A person he cannot presently go anywhere near. So now he's the network's problem.]

Look. Okay. I just. I need someone to look at my contacts and tell me if I screwed something up. Because I don't know what I did. I just changed one contact. I change contact names all the time! All the time!

LOOK. HERE.



CAN ANYONE SEE THE PROBLEM BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO TEXT SOMEONE AND EVERY TEXT I [Sounds of fingers furiously tapping] TRY [More tapping] I GET [TAPPING]

... ... ...

"MESSAGE CANNOT BE DELIVERED" MY BRIGHT, BLUE ASS!!! WHO THE HELL MADE THESE PIECES OF—

[Darin is drowned out by the sound of wind because he did, in fact, throw his phone.]

[He will retrieve it shortly once it lands.]

Comments

[reindered]

Ehhh? You would?! B-bribing me with cotton candy isn't always going to work!

[Except that it. Probably will. Actually. Chopper can't just outright admit that though!

Even if he would never say no to more cotton candy. Ever.]

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It's not a bribe if it's a gift!

I had no idea you had such a sweet tooth, Chopper! Is it just cotton candy or do you like other sweets??

[reindered]

A gift? Well, I guess it would be rude to say no to a gift.

[Especially cotton candy.....]

Well, I like all sweets! But cotton candy is my favourite!

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...What if we got one of those machines they use to make cotton candy for the ship.

Maybe I could even build one.

[reindered]

.....we could buy one? Build one?!

[Darin, he will love you forever!]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

For you, Chopper? I can absolutely build on! It shouldn't be that hard!

Imagine, a cotton candy machine on the ship so you can have it whenever!

We can give it out to kids to cheer them up!

[reindered]

You could?! Really? That would be amazing!

[He would love that. Would adore Darin forever for this. Because, sure, Nami ensured they had fruit trees, but they didn't have something like a cotton candy machine.]

Y-yes. For kids that I might treat if they are sick or hurt.

[And himself.]

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For everyone! Crew and patient alike! You don't think I wouldn't let Dr. Chopper himself get first dibs on the cotton candy machine, right??

A good doctor's gotta be well taken care of!

[reindered]

I could get first dibs? Yes!

[Yeah, he is hardly subtle about being excited about this. Chopper adores cotton candy. So this would be like a dream come true. And possibly dangerous to have him get such ready access to it all the time.]