[VOICE] | un: hammertime

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Type: Voice with Screencaps!
Sender ID: hammertime
To: Public
Subject: Shellphone Tech Support
Warnings: Stupidity

Okay, I admit I'm not the best when it comes to technology but I'm seriously running out of patience here! All I want to do is text someone! I was able to text them before but then I changed their name in my phone and now I can't AND IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT I CAN'T GET NEAR CERTAIN PEOPLE BECAUSE OF THESE BRANDS BUT IF I CAN'T TEXT SOMEONE NOW EXPLODING PRISONS ARE GONNA BE THE LEAST OF THEIR WORRIES.

[Darin takes a deep, steadying breath. Normally, the person he would go to for tech support is Zelda. A person he cannot presently go anywhere near. So now he's the network's problem.]

Look. Okay. I just. I need someone to look at my contacts and tell me if I screwed something up. Because I don't know what I did. I just changed one contact. I change contact names all the time! All the time!

LOOK. HERE.



CAN ANYONE SEE THE PROBLEM BECAUSE I JUST WANT TO TEXT SOMEONE AND EVERY TEXT I [Sounds of fingers furiously tapping] TRY [More tapping] I GET [TAPPING]

... ... ...

"MESSAGE CANNOT BE DELIVERED" MY BRIGHT, BLUE ASS!!! WHO THE HELL MADE THESE PIECES OF—

[Darin is drowned out by the sound of wind because he did, in fact, throw his phone.]

[He will retrieve it shortly once it lands.]

Comments

voice; thearchangel

[thearchangel]

[Oh he fuckin SEES that "girlfriend" right there, but more importantly--]

Where the hell did you get that picture of Shepard?

[... Garrus. Garrus did you not see your picture.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Garrus is that really the important thing right now?!

» voice | un: tilfrosset

[tilfrosset]

"Chilly Jilly"?

[Darin, why are you the way that you are?]

video; un:catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

"Ranma-lama-ding-dong?" Really?

[Darin plz]

voice; onebullet

[onebullet]

Where the hell did you get that picture of me?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

It's the first thing that came to mind. Also I wanted to give you a cute nickname.

Oh good the screen didn't crack.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

Yeah, that's what you are in my phone. The picture's funny too. Focusing on the wrong thing here.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

The camera?

[onebullet]

When the hell did you do that.

[catsgothistongue]

Yeah, sure man.

[Beat.]

When didja get that pic of me?

[Clearly that's what he wants him to focus on.]

[thearchangel]

Do you want an answer to your tech issues or not?

[So, yes, yes it is.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

What? Take the picture?

I take pictures of things all the time. Sometimes I don't even realize it. Half of the picture on this thing I took by accident.

There's a lot of really funny ones, actually.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

When you got hit in the face?

I thought the content was obvious by the photo.

This isn't really solving my problem.

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I DON'T KNOW, GARRUS!! I TAKE PICTURES A LOT!! SOMETIMES RANDOMLY!! I'M ABOUT TO TAKE A PICTURE OF MY ASS AND SEND IT TO YOU EXCEPT APPARENTLY I CAN'T SEND TEXTS!!

[onebullet]

[ There's a very long, very loud sigh. When did she even make a face like that? Darin truly works in mysterious ways. ]

... Send me that pic of Garrus.

[thearchangel]

I'll pass, thanks.

[You can just HEAR the eyeroll.]

Did you change the number when you changed the name?

[tilfrosset]

I don't care to be reminded of my station in life, but I suppose it could be worse.

Like that picture. Could you not have found a more flattering one? I don't even remember taking that one.

video; un: paradisea

[empyrean_mirror]

...Are you sure you're actually connected to the network? Usually messages can't be delivered because of connectivity issues.

[He's not going to address...any of the rest of this.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I have to be! How else would I be talking to people right now???

[catsgothistongue]

What, your problem of not being able to text your girlfriend?

[He's not gonna act like he doesn't see Zelda's name. Were you really expecting him to offer advice without some gibes involve

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I'd love to but apparently my phone has decided that texting is forbi—

[As he was griping, he attempted to send the photo to Shepard in a text and...it goes through.]

...What.

WHAT?!

HOW?!?!

[empyrean_mirror]

It's also possible her phone is disconnected. Is your girlfriend the only one you can't text?

[Never let it be said Kaveh does not have an eye for detail.]

[forgeabettertomorrow]

YES.

YES, THAT IS THE EXACT PROBLEM THAT I'M HA— Wait, how did you...?

[forgeabettertomorrow]

I didn't mean it that way. I meant that you needed more hugs.

Honestly, I just go through my camera and snag whatever accidental pictures I'd taken of people. If you want, I wouldn't mind getting a nicer one!

[forgeabettertomorrow]

There's no way her phone is disconnected! And yes, she's the only one!! I can text you right now!

SEE???