Message 2

[wherethereislight]

Type: Text
Sender ID: wherethereislight (Shadow)
To: Public
Subject: Rifts
Warnings: Nothing? Just a grumpy hedgehog yelling at people to get off his lawn boat.

Stop going into the rifts. They don't take you wherever they show.

[Sincerely, a hedgehog that's getting tired of people landing on his damn boat.]

Comments

text; un: readytogo

[stealthpun]

Fair to say then that you've dealt with them in some fashion?

[wherethereislight]

On the recieving end, one too many times. [He went through one, just one. He isn't going to mention that.]

[stealthpun]

I can't exactly fault people for attempting to use them, but I can see how that's disrupted your time. Portals appearing is nothing new for us.

Let us hope people take your warning in good faith.

[wherethereislight]

[...] Have you looked into them yourself, detective? [He is a detective, right?]

[stealthpun]

If you're asking me if I've stepped through one, the answer is yes.

Even if they would lead to nowhere, it was worth knowing its purpose.

video; un: azuresong

[azuresong]

I didn't know people could willingly go into the rifts! Have you seen where they end up on the other side?

[wherethereislight]

Somewhere in this world.

[azuresong]

Eheh! I thought as much! When I first came through I ended up upside down, so I can only imagine where others could end up!

[wherethereislight]

[You sound too enthusiatic about this.] Onto someone's property.

text; un: multidisciplinary

[multidisciplinary]

How do you know? Have you tested all of the rifts?

[ Now, if that sounds sarcastic, it's actually not (entirely). Zelda's just curious how much scientific testing Shadow has done on this subject. ]

[wherethereislight]

Walked through one. Two fell on my property. [Is that enough proof these rifts are not as they seem? And just before Zelda gets a word in.]

Three. [Is someone specifically targetting his boat or what??]

[multidisciplinary]

That's not a very large sample size, given the abundance of rifts being reported. I'm not sure you can make such a sweeping conclusion about where they go.

[ Although it seems like there's an alarmingly high rate of "rifts that go directly to Shadow." ]

[wherethereislight]

[It's "bother Shadow the hedgehog week" apparently.]

And what have you heard then?

text, un: earthshaker

[notatyrant]

Maybe one will though.

Have you tried going through them?

[wherethereislight]

Yes. Took me somewhere else in this world. Two other fools tried and landed on my property.

[notatyrant]

I guess that would be annoying, having people in your place suddenly.

I haven't tried getting through one, it doesn't seem safe at all.

[wherethereislight]

Did you see something from your world when those rifts appeared?

Text; un: Pers

[scooba]

Um...where do they go?

[wherethereislight]

Somewhere they shouldn't. [Much descriptive. Such wow.]

[scooba]

Such as....?

[wherethereislight]

Anywhere in the world. Someone's property.

un: octoblot

[octoblot]

You'd think people would stop trusting them by now given that these rifts have been around for a month now, but it seems thats not the case.

[... Azul says, with complete sincerity, despite being the damn culprit behind all this.]

[wherethereislight]

Idiocy cannot be helped for some. [Ouch] Why these rifts continue should be addressed.

[octoblot]

It's a mystery to me as well.

[Again, genuinely sincere in saying that, because Azul did actually stop trying to make more after the first few attempts did not work the way he intended it to. Why they would still be appearing even after letting time pass without messing around with things is something he doesn't have an answer for yet...]

Did you or someone else you know go through one recently, and that's why you're making this post?

[wherethereislight]

Recent unwelcomed guests. Accidental or intentional. [Sonic, tolerable on some days. Surge and Kit. Their fate remains to be seen.]