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Type: Text
Sender ID: pinksidekicking (Nimona)
To: Everyone
Subject: Two year anniversary
Warnings: Probably none, except some terrible puns

Whale, whale, whale, looks like it's almost been another whole year. And in three weeks some of us will have been here for two years! It's sun-believable! Feels like I just got here yesterday sometimes. Then I look back on all the stuff I did, the friends I made, the family I found and feels like it's gone by in a flash! Not to get em-ocean-al or anything like that.

Tell me about some of the fin-tastic stuff you've done in your time here. Or the things you wanna do in the future!

I don't have any o-fish-al questions or anything, so just say crab-solutely anything on your mind! Don't get tide down with details.

Let's sea, for me, a lot of good stuff happened - and some kinda bad too.
1. Got to ride a ferris wheel with my newly adopted dad.
2. Painted a mural.
3. I have a family who accepts all of me even after they've seen the worst of me.
4. Sword lessons, gun lessons!

Hm, things I wanna do in the next year.
1. Have a birthday party!
2. Paint more murals.
3. Adopt a dragon sibling.
4. Become different creatures from other worlds (I'm working on chocobo)!
5. ... not use text-to-speech or speech-to-text function so much.

Ok, your turn now. You'll be shrimp-ly amazing!

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Disappointed, obviously! If this Cyno ever shows up, I demand an introduction! You have permission to record me, even.

[ This is your life now, Kaveh. ]

I totally agree on that. So then finding the artifact and figuring out how it works is also kinda in your plans for the future.

Why not just buy a ship? You could get one of those large personal boats and have the first business boat library. Hitch it onto your crew ship.

Duly noted, your Highness, I will be sure to lock you in a room with him if he ever appears.

Ah, but designing and building the ship myself would be more interesting...there's not a ton of work for an architectural designer here, I might as well branch out into being a shipwright.

Eh, just Nimona is fine. Me and royalty don't really get on most of the time. I'll just let us out after we've plotted how to get our revenge.

You're gonna learn how to build a ship? Isn't that kinda very different from being an architect? How does someone even become a shipwright?

Royalty's not really a thing in Teyvat anymore and Cyno will just make everyone play card games, bring it on.

Well, it's pretty different but a lot of the underlying math is the same, you just have to apply different principles to something that floats than something that stays on the ground. I've been studying it a bit since I got here--a couple months later than you did, looks like--but I've never really had an opportunity to put my designs into practice.

I'm probably not fit to do the actual hammering and sawing myself, and Alhaitham would never let me anyway, but the part of the job for the designer is to make sure the carpenters, woodworkers and construction crews can all do their job as safely and easily as possible.

[ It takes her a couple of minutes to get through this, mostly because she switches to voice rather than try to read it all. ]

Nah, not with me thrown in the mix. I'm great at revenge.

Ew math. Normally I'd ask why anyone would do any studying when they're not even gonna remember it when the leave this world, but even I've done boring things like "learn to read". Sword and gun lessons are way more fun.

Are you super clumsy, is that why you're not allowed to do the hammering or sawing?

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oh no. she activated him.

she has a way of doing that