shellphones | Text; un: spectacleofphantasmagoria

Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]

[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]

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[Bro you have so many spelling errors what the heck, even Lyney isn't this forward with his double entendres.]

She insisted she just wanted some time on her own. And that the Shellphone notices were irritating her ears.

Which is fine, but it's been far too long! Sure it may not be long for her, but it was torture for me!

[Still not sure if he's just stupid or doing it on purpose at this stage, it seems a little of both. Sorry, Lyney.]

can't the sound b turnt off? they r kind of obnokshus tho.

how long we talking hur?

Knowing my dear sister, it's possible she re-enabled it by mistake. Or somehow broke the function that turns it off.

Well, for me, I've been in this world for almost 2 years now. She just arrived a couple months ago.

i feel her on not beein tech-savvy if my typing wuzn't enuff indicashun

ohhh see u shudda led w that. iz diffrent if u've been here n she hazn't. u gotta let her ajust, don't freek her out! butt mek sur she knos u missed n appresheeate her.

It's quite alright! We don't have anything quite like these shellphones back home, so it's a learning curve even for us!

I know, I know, and you're more than likely right. She values her space and I am more than willing to let her have it. It's just been a little difficult is all.

i meen i'm nut any bettr w my smrtfone

standoffish sibs r soooo hard 2 deel with. she yunger or older?

She is my younger sister!

She may protest that she is only younger by about 3 minutes, but that still counts!

by 3

o fuk ur twins
me 2 wut r the odds

You catch on quick! Yes, we are twins.

What a coincidence that you are also a twin! That makes us kindred spirits then!

sumthin lyk, yeh
well i sur hope u and ur sistr get bak on bettur termz, fiting w/fam iz no fun

Thank you my friend. It's been quite nice talking to a fellow twin who understands our unique struggles!

n e tyme buddy
name iz blitz, thee o is silint

[Blitzø there is LITERALLY NO O WRITTEN IN YOUR NAME--]

holler wenevur u need twin undurrstending

[Lyney can't help but squint at the name, chuckling a bit. How strange... but he will remember it for sure.]

Indeed I will! And the offer goes both ways, my friend. My name is Lyney, and feel free to reach out when you need to speak to a kindred spirit!

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lyney i am so sorry for his texting jfc.

LMAO please don't it's hilarious I love it

dude has the social intelligence of a brick

We love him for it tho LOL

1/2 don't mind him

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Sorry for the delay! Things got busy on my end

how dare your life keep you from RP

Right haha how dare

how very dare.

Hehehe :B Also wrap <3