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[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Type: Text
Sender ID: spectacleofphantasmagoria (Lyney)
To: Public
Subject: Sisterrrrr
Warnings: Lyney's dramatic ass

[So, what comes up on the network isn't actually any words, but a picture. A big, obnoxious picture, with some text superimposed upon it. The picture is then followed by several others, all depicting a similar theme, and similar motif:]



[Following the pictures is a morose-reading text from a certain magician.]

To think, after two whole years apart, my own sister refuses to acknowledge me! I simply wished to spend time with my dear sister! Oh, the humanity..! My dear sister, if you can see this, please reconsider your cruel and coldhearted decision! Your brother misses you so!

[Sure he may have been a little overbearing with her, checking in on her a bit more than was necessary, but he had missed her! Being blocked on the Shellphones was hardly fair, in Lyney's humble opinion! He clearly didn't do a single thing wrong!]

[...Okay no he may have been quite annoying and irritating to his introverted sister and pushed her to block him because of his overbearing-ness, but like hell is he admitting that.]

Comments

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

For some reason you're not doing a very good job of convincing me.

[book2thehead]

No? I really can't imagine why that might be, danna-sama...

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Because, mon coeur, you are unfortunately quite open when you are causing mischief~

[book2thehead]

Oh, is that right? Sounds like something I'm going to need to work on. Could I perhaps enlist you to help me out with that~?

text >> private

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

[Oh, Lyney has a perfect answer for that. But first, he switches their conversation to private. He has SOME respect for appearances, after all.]

And make you even more of a brat than usual?

Are you suggesting I may have to teach you how to behave, chérie?

>> private

[book2thehead]

[Lyney can probably hear Heizou chuckling to himself in the other room.]

Man alive, I don't know what you mean! I'm a perfectly well behaved gentleman~

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

[Oh he can. And Heizou can probably hear the little knowing hum coming from Lyney.]

Is that so?

Shall I come in and put that claim to the test?

[book2thehead]

Go right ahead! I'm sure you'll find I'm on my best behavior and up to no mischief whatsoever~ ♥

[And if Lyney goes ahead and joins him in the bedroom, he'll find Heizou laying on his stomach on the bed, practically kicking his feet as he looks at his shellphone.]

Text >> Action

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

[Oh, he is definitely going to go check on Heizou in the bedroom, peeking his head in with a knowing, sly grin on his face.]

No mischief whatsoever, hmm?

[book2thehead]

[Heizou grins over at him, innocently batting his eyelashes.]

Absolutely none! It's quite amazing how casually you accuse a detective of such a thing~

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Uh huh. And isn't it a common trope in detective novels that the rival detective is the actual perpetrator?

[Lyney comes over and leans in, pressing a quick peck to Heizou's lips.]

But alas, I won't be able to set you straight just yet. Our friend is sick and needs our attention.

[not here]

[empyrean_mirror]

[Casually making a note to ask Alhaitham what "danna-sama" means for ammunition later.]

[not here]

[book2thehead]

[HOW DARE.]

[indispensable]

Keep your bedroom roleplay in private.

[Y'all pls.]

[book2thehead]

Man alive, no one asked you to read every comment on Lyney's post! You're a bigger snoop than I expected, senpai!

[indispensable]

[back to 'senpai' now are we.]

I'm merely reminding you that this is a public forum.

[So keep the bedroom talk elsewhere he nobody needs to read it.]

[book2thehead]

I'll have you know that not everyone saves their pet names for the bedroom!

[The way you do. Senpai.]

[indispensable]

[He has no idea what you're talking about.]

I see your sense of privacy has been greatly eroded since the last time.

[No thanks to a certain magician he bets. B|]

[book2thehead]

[Uh-huh, sure you don't. Senpai.]

Is that right? It seems wholly intact to me!

[indispensable]

Personal bias does not effectively contribute to an objective indicator.

[:|]

[book2thehead]

Man alive. All this just because I called Lyney "danna-sama", hm?

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

Bedroom roleplay?

Alhaitham, what are you talking about? You make it sound like pet names and terms of endearment are some form of lewd exchange!

[indispensable]

[Sorry Lyney he's not even going to bother answering you. YOU'RE ON HIS SHIT LIST (again).]

Wrap

[spectacleofphantasmagoria]

[HE DIDN'T KNOW!! WHAT DOES IT MEAN!!!]

[Oh well, perhaps he can pester Alhaitham next time.]

[indispensable]

[Yeah good luck with that.]