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[emberized]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Emberized (Axel)
To: Public
Subject: Seeking lessons
Warnings: N/A

[He can't believe it has come to this but Plus Ultra has a lot of mouths to feed and not a lot of knowledge on the subject to go around.]

All right who here knows how to cook

CORRECTION  [Before he gets an influx of bragging.]

Who here can TEACH others how to cook?

[We can't all learn from magical French rats!]

Comments

[laminitis]

good good

it can, butt if u do smash burg it's ok if it burns a lil.

[Blitzø has some fire problems, himself. This cooking endeavor is either going to be a great success or a literal flaming nightmare.]

nut a bad place 2 start! wut kind of basics u want

[emberized]

[Cooking between a literal imp from hell and the pyromaniac husk of a 16 year old who died and stuck around a near decade anyway two perfectly normal guys? Surely this won't incur any accidental arson charges!]

Right. Okay

[Smash???]

How about
Timing?
How do you personally tell when is something is done vs
charred past perfection?

[laminitis]

[What's a little arson between friends!!]

[And yes smash, the bonus effect of smashing a burger makes the fire more exciting because you've already started releasing tension by smashing a ball of meat!]

[No really nothing could possibly go wrong here at all.]

smash burg r also eezier there
once they crisp up a lil on the edges the meet shud b cookd enuff
plus burg can be a lil undercooked.
kind of of an eyeballing thing? i can show ya.

[emberized]

Yeah?

[Axel sucks a breathe in; shame might be too close to an emotion for a Nobody to experience but the redhead can still lament whatever this exchange is going to do to the memory of his dignity. Guess they're really doing this.]

You got some kitchen in mind or we just talking video?

[laminitis]

we shud totely find an emptee apartmint or sth
teknikly mine izn't mine 2 invite ppl 2

[emberized]

Ah I get that
Mine isn't quite open either.

[Even if Plus Ultra were pretty lax on visitors part of this was about finding a way to practice this away from the rest of his crew.

Then again...]

I might know a place.
You a Corsair?

[What's a bit of breaking and entering in the pursuit of learning?]

[laminitis]

probs wudn't bee hard 2 make stol think he set his kichin on fire butt
wud also rather nut do that.

izzat how u spell the fancy werd 4 pirate cuz yes i am that

[Absolutely nothing could go wrong here at all.]

[emberized]

[Yes, < laminitis >. That. Axel chuckles to himself.]

Just checking how serious you are about those kinda comments

[A Paladin he might have some concern about dragging into 'well-intentioned' crime but well, if Axel knows one connection between Corsairs..]

Then lets just say I know a bar or two in Nogard currently out of commission.

[But hey, bars have kitchens, right? And he did his research back when he helped organize that Tavern brawl. No harm in messing up a place already messed up?]

I'll shoot you coordinates sometime, if you're game.

[laminitis]

[He WOULD leave the horse disease as his fucking shellphone name.]

seerius as the grayv buddy

oh fuck yes i am so gaym