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telepathicignorance) wrote in
shellphones2025-09-09 03:23 am
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Asshole telepath protection racket
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Sender ID: 🖕nunya🖕 (Sidestep)
To: Public
Subject: Lessons
Warnings: Mind reading, swearing, mouthiness? Will warn if things get worse in individual threads.
I guess the cat's basically out of the bag at this point anyway: Does anyone want lessons on how to shield your mind from telepathic intrusion?
Free for people I like or have to work with regularly. 100 dubloons for everyone else.
Sender ID: 🖕nunya🖕 (Sidestep)
To: Public
Subject: Lessons
Warnings: Mind reading, swearing, mouthiness? Will warn if things get worse in individual threads.
I guess the cat's basically out of the bag at this point anyway: Does anyone want lessons on how to shield your mind from telepathic intrusion?
Free for people I like or have to work with regularly. 100 dubloons for everyone else.

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That's harder. You don't have any psychic powers of your own, so your best bet would be to maintain distance and hope that makes you less noticeable. Approach when they're distracted or tired and vulnerable.
Wanna get started?
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I was intending to coach you on how to have even better (They have to admit he's one of the people who manages not to project everywhere, but they bet there's still a few tricks he could learn.) control of your thoughts and spot more subtle intrusions before the possibility of actually simulating one came up, but if you want to start with that...
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There's a reason he reacts strongly when it comes the tampering of his mind. Be it things he does not want others to see, being manipulated, or have his memories reprogrammed entirely. It took him as long as did just to be able to trust what his mind percieves around him.]
Instruct where you feel it necessary.
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(Oh, there's that snappishness. Someone's still pissy.
A part of them wonders: does Shadow really intend to kill them if they poke around in his head, or is he afraid he's going to freak out and kill them for accidentally poking into his head?
...It doesn't make much of a difference, they suppose. Especially since-) That doesn't work anyway, remember?
(They sigh.)I'm not even interested in your secrets.
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Whether it is or not, what memories I have are important to me. I...simply do not want them to be tampered with again.
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(That's not even a matter of ability so much as them being pretty sure Shadow has standards.
They sigh.)
I can't actually tamper with memories anyway, just read them. (This is, for the most part, true. That part of their power is blocked. It's possible they might be able to do it if they dove all the way into his head? But that leaves them like, completely vulnerable... and they haven't actually tried something like that since arriving here.
...Probably it'd just give the both of them brain damage.) And even if I could I don't want to. Is it really so hard to believe that I'm capable of not being a complete piece of shit, or do you just assume other people will treat you like a toy the moment you let your guard down? (On the offensive, now. Running their mouth. Picking at a perceived weakness.)
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...Alright. (So incredibly sullen.
They are absolutely mad Shadow didn't take the bait even if picking a fight with him is incredibly stupid.) You ever meditated before?no subject
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He's right to think they're a brat, though. They're chronologically like, 19-20?)
Alright. Let's see how fast you can get comfortable and clear your thoughts.
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But that's always been the case with anyone. Letting his guard down is just asking to be taken advantage of, controlled.
...But if he thinks about being in a field of lavenders, the plant room on his boat, he can reach some state of calm. Physically, he does appear relaxed. His mind creating a space that makes him feel calm, but there's still a lingering wariness.]
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The more you practice at it, the better you'll be with the stuff I'm gonna teach you. For now, try and concentrate on something you don't care if I see until it's everywhere. Try to ignore any other thoughts you're having.
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He can think of one place that brings him calm. A field of lavenders. Something about the way they smell, calms his spirits. An unassuming image that provides no details besides liking lavender.]
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(Huh. So basically the same thing he was already focusing on.)
That's a good passive defense for if you're worried about someone seeing thoughts but there isn't any proof of deliberate invasion. If someone is trying to actively read what's in your head, it'll probably be much harder than normal to focus on things like that: you'll keep trying to go to whatever topic the telepath is trying to get at. Smarter telepaths will try tricks that bring the information they want to the front of your mind naturally, like asking questions and skimming for the answers that you think of.
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I may not know the specifics but I can still tell you're doubting.
(They can smell that arrogance... or what they're interpreting as arrogance.)
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(Willpower and confidence do a lot in the realm of the mind.
But for subtler types of manipulation he's more likely to fall for it if he doesn't believe it can happen.
...They'll just have to watch out for that.
Actually they're arrogant enough they'd just fall for it too.)Now I want you to find something that you might not care if I see but that anyone who looks in your mind will regret seeing. Like a really gross thing you've seen or imagined. Be as mean about it as you can without making yourself upset or sick.
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They flinch when that second image hits them.) Yeah, yeah, that's good. You can also find something that's just really awkward and embarrassing but I wasn't sure if you had anything like that you'd want others to know about. That's for if you're detecting signs of active intrusion but either don't know or can't access whoever is invading your mind. Keep yourself concentrating on that image so that not only is it harder to divert your thoughts and get what they need but make it actively unpleasant for them to try.
(Could also just concentrate on an image like that so telepaths have to actively work to block it out even when they're not reading his mind if he wanted to annoy them/drive them away, but if he wants to do something like that he'll have to practice it himself.)
CW: mutilated bodies and aliens hatching
Large cocoon-like structures over mutilated bodies, no longer recognizable as they were taken of whatever these larval organisms deem necessary for their continual development. What comes from these cocoons are creatures of varying forms, ready to perform for their master's needs. To hunt, kill and provide for their kind.
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Was he suppose to stop?] So you can see what I'm thinking. I can't tell you're there.
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(They're not, in fact, always in people's heads, thoughts are just picked up anyway. Is this because subconsciously a part of them is just in every accessible mind around them or because there's some medium through which thoughts are projected and they're just able to access that medium in ways others can't? No idea, though some canon stuff points to an extradimensional component to telepathy, so ...maybe the latter?
They sigh.)
If you want to experience a direct intrusion, you can tell me something you don't care if I find out about and I can try to look at it while you try to keep me from it by thinking of anything else.
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He's quiet once more, thinking.] All right. [He has a thought. A memory of going to see a certain wishing tree that blooms pink and red blossoms at night. It happsns only once every year in spring, and he had the chance to observe it with someone else. They are obscured in his mind, like a shadow, blurring their image. The important thing is getting passed the alien conquering humans imagery to see the blossoming tree anyway.]
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(The first one is an intentional jab, but the second one is mostly just to highlight how annoying it can get... and also troll him for a reaction. Gotta get their kicks somewhere.
Huh. Apparently he wants to do an intrusion. They focus their attention, managing to catch a glimpse of the scene before it sinks behind the grisly images of alien monsters.
Something about ...plants?)
You seen the garden at the Conservatory?
(They try to slip along any lines of thought about green and growing things.
Does he feel it? That skin prickling sense of eyes watching him entirely too intently?)
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CW: Trauma and mentions of death, murder, questioning identity.
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