💭 have you ever had a showerthought

[oathkeeper]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Oathkeeper (Sora)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you
Warnings: Tba.

have you ever had a random thought come to your head when you least expect it and you just don’t know what the answer to it would be? but you just can’t stop thinking about it? and you’ve gotta say it to somebody?

stuff like…

[This is an impromptu showerthoughts network post where characters can post their random thinky thoughts and others can tag them with their commentary on it. Post your character, provide some showerthoughts and tag around! You can always use this reddit or tfln for some ideas.]

Comments

[verboaten]

4. How the hell did you even tie condition into this? C-o-n-d-i-m-e-n-t.

And same as tomatoes. Botanically, they are all fruits. Berries are a special condition where they are a fruit, but the fruit part of them would be the actual seeds as opposed to the soft, flavorful portion. If anything, the sweet portion could be considered a sort of accessory fruit.

5. That's such a simplistic way of seeing rocks. A sapphire cannot be likened to lead just a pearl cannot be likened to dirt! A pirate wouldn't go on a hunt for dirt but would sail vast seas for quality pearls.

[rokubro]

4. wow ok no need to be so c-o-n-d-e-s-c-e-n-d-i-n-g

[Eizen should be proud he actually managed that. HE PUT IN EFFORT. But it should also give a hint that he's been trolling him with words that sounds similar.]

but i didnt read all that tomato still veg

[RIP Eizen.]

5. but isnt value based on the person owning it? maybe that dont like sapphires and think theyre dumb and like the shiny blue stone from the river cos their lover gave it to them

[verboaten]

[A tad proud, yes, but less so when it hits him how easily he'd been lured into this argument.]

4. I'll be less condescending when not I'm being baited on purpose.

[...Ignoring the fact that he's the one who fully fell for the bait.

Also READ HIS TL;DR DAMMIT.]

Well then, you're still wrong. End of story.

5. Sentimental value and monetary value are two different things. I have some trinkets my sister gave me that mean more than any priceless treasure to me but they're worthless in terms of money.

[rokubro]

4. not my fault your a fish

[He's so proud of himself.]

nah

[And still a brat—]

5. wow thats cold

if i ever see im gonna tell her u said it was worthless

[verboaten]

[Rokorou will see ‘typing…’ aggressively appearing and disappearing like 5 times before an actual response comes.]

4. That doesn’t even make any sense!!

[tbh Eizen will give him points for that. Later. When he's also done being a brat.]

Saying No doesn’t make it No. Facts are facts for a reason.

5. Don’t you dare twist my words about that! Especially not to her!

[rokubro]

[THIS IS SO FUN]

4. guess ur not smart if u dont get it

what if the facts are wrong tho that happens right?

[When Rokurou can sometimes act smart when he wants to—]

5. okok guess that was a little too far

ill tell her u are a great brother

just dumb

[verboaten]

[NOT FOR HIM THANKS.]

4. I do get it! It just makes no sense!

It does, but you can't just say facts are wrong without evidence to back that claim up.

[Eizen never doubted those smarts. Shame they're being used against him right now.]

5. Go ahead, but I'm pretty sure she already knows that.

[rokubro]

[WHICH MAKES IT BETTER]

4. how cos ur a fish and took the bait

hook lin sinkr

and i have proof. farmers label tomatoes vegetables.

[Great proof.]

5. so you know ur dumb

[verboaten]

[DOES NOT]

4. It makes no sense in the context of the conversation.

And on top of that all, I wouldn't be a fish. So your logic with this is completely invalid.

[...As if Eizen's own logic is any better right here.]

That is not proof! Scientific evidence is proof, not farmers being too blinded by taste and hearsay to understand their own product.

5. When it comes to certain things? Sure. When it comes to actual facts and historical knowledge? No.

[rokubro]

4. well you are a rock

and not as fun like one

[Don't even ask what Rokurou is on about, though it's kind of impressive he's managing this far.]

hey no nedd to insult farmers! theyre smart too!

5. good enough ill keep that first part

[verboaten]

4. ?????

The hell do you mean I'm not as fun as one?! I'm at least as fun as granite! Maybe even marble!

[What this conversation is even about at this point...]

They're smart in their craft, sure, but it can only be called stupidity to ignore scientific facts about your produce.

5. Be my guest.

[rokubro]

4. boooooooooooring

[Was there ever a point beyond driving Eizen mad—]

how about we settle this and go talk to some farmers

[verboaten]

4. Or maybe you just don't know what actually counts as interesting.

[You know what? Valid point.]

Fine, let's settle things. Meet met at Nogard's docks. I know where we can find some farmers, so we'll head over together.

[rokubro]

4. nah your just boring

[He is a child. But they already knew he could be.]

sounds good to me just send me the location and ill meet you there