💭 have you ever had a showerthought

[oathkeeper]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Oathkeeper (Sora)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you
Warnings: Tba.

have you ever had a random thought come to your head when you least expect it and you just don’t know what the answer to it would be? but you just can’t stop thinking about it? and you’ve gotta say it to somebody?

stuff like…

[This is an impromptu showerthoughts network post where characters can post their random thinky thoughts and others can tag them with their commentary on it. Post your character, provide some showerthoughts and tag around! You can always use this reddit or tfln for some ideas.]

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Sora 🗝️ Kingdom Hearts | Paladin

[oathkeeper]

🗝️ 1. when you walk on a beach you are probably stepping on billions of dead animals…

🗝️ 2. if someone took all the water out of the ocean, what do you think it would look like?

🗝️ 3. why are you sleepy when you're not supposed to be sleepy and sleepy when you're supposed to be sleepy

🗝️ 4. minty is cold spicy!

🗝️ 5. you can share a wish before you make it, because it’s not a wish until it’s wished.

[empyrean_mirror]

1. Sand is mostly ground down rock and glass, actually.

4. Why are you like this.

[oathkeeper]

but what about all the ground up seashells?

why am i like what???

[empyrean_mirror]

The most common type of sand is silica sand which is very definitely rock.

I guess there could be some seashells in it but it's not like walking on a shellfish graveyard or something, I think?



why "cool spicy"?

Zack Fair | Final Fantasy VII | Paladin

[activatingcombatmode]

🐺 1. The two most honest people in the world are drunk people and little kids.

🐺 2. Funny how pirates always have parrots, but we never see the mountain of bird crap that would be streaming down their backs...

🐺 3. You ever think about what happens if you kick the bucket here?

🐺 4. What, actually, do the Leviathans eat to make them so damn huge?

[oathkeeper]

but i always thought sand had a ton of seashells ground up in it. i can't count how many times i've gotten a scratch on my foot before, you know? and what about lobsters?

and think about it!! minty flavours are tangy and zippy inside the mouth, right? spicy is tangy and zippy too! cold spicy

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[reindered]

none of the pirates i know back home had parrots. probably because we use log poses now to tell directions?

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[reindered]

i am???!!

[empyrean_mirror]

Sand is mostly made of quartz crystals--there's probably some seashells in it, but most of the time those decompose naturally.

You should probably wear shoes at a beach though, shells that haven't decomposed yet aren't sand but they're still sharp. What do lobsters have to do with any of that, though?

...Mint doesn't burn.

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[octoblot]

There actually is an answer for this question.

... But are you sure you want to know?

Rokurou Rangetsu | Tales of Berseria | Corsair

[rokubro]

huh intresting lets see if i do this right

⚔️ 1. would a dagger with a really long hilt become a spear?

⚔️ 2. i once herd the joke turtles cant have sleepovers becaus they cary their homes. but what about elturt? does that count were on its back?

⚔️ 3. follow up are we screwed if they get an itch

⚔️ 4. if tomatos are fruit (still dont buy it) is catchup a smoothy?

⚔️ 5. are pearls like a pimple because its like dirt or even parasits that are bothering the oyster rite? so are people technicly wearing coated parasites?

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[haveaflare]

That would be a glaive.

3

[serendipitously]

Disturbingly often. Do you?

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[hellofishies]

It is!! But is it still cold spicy if you make it hot?

4

[hellofishies]

Yes! I'll make you one to try!

5. are you prepared?

[madeofmirrors]

But the act of sharing the wish wishes it, and so you've wasted regardless of when you say it.

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[chaosvessel]

Guess he's always having a sleepover.

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[haveaflare]

[...an even more disturbing thought that has yet to occur to him until this very moment.]

What is it they eat at all? It must take a truly vast amount of food to sustain them.

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[eternalhymn]

I've been trying to convince people of this for ages!

Lace Harding | Dragon Age: the Veilguard | Corsairs

[eternalhymn]

Oh, this is fun, I think of these kinds all the time when I'm out scouting or staking some place out!

🏹 1. We should celebrate more things done in two fell swoops instead of ones.

🏹 2. You ever think about how people unknowingly cook last meals for others every single day?

🏹 3. If no coincidences ever happened, that would be the greatest coincidence of all.

🏹 4. If you know you're alone in the middle of the night, it's really not that scary. It's the "what if I'm not alone" that really makes it scary.

🏹 5. How many people have actually ever tried searching for a needle in a haystack? Why not just get a new needle?

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[eternalhymn]

Good question. How would they even scratch the itch? Put out a request on the MANTA board?

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[madeofmirrors]

That also never specify what sort of needle they're hunting.

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[chatteblanche]

cold spicy is exactly how i would describe it. i'm not the biggest fan, personally.

[eternalhymn]

I always assumed it meant a sewing needle. Are there other kinds? Well, I guess there's pine needles...

[oathkeeper]

i think so! you gotta think about it, there's probably all sorts of seashell bits under your feet! and what are seashells made out of?