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PRESS ▲ TO SORA ([personal profile] oathkeeper) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2025-11-05 02:28 pm

💭 have you ever had a showerthought

Type: Text
Sender ID: Oathkeeper (Sora)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you
Warnings: Tba.

have you ever had a random thought come to your head when you least expect it and you just don’t know what the answer to it would be? but you just can’t stop thinking about it? and you’ve gotta say it to somebody?

stuff like…


[This is an impromptu showerthoughts network post where characters can post their random thinky thoughts and others can tag them with their commentary on it. Post your character, provide some showerthoughts and tag around! You can always use this reddit or tfln for some ideas.]
activatingcombatmode: <user name=fontech> (pic#16654669)

Zack Fair | Final Fantasy VII | Paladin

[personal profile] activatingcombatmode 2025-11-05 10:03 pm (UTC)(link)
🐺 1. The two most honest people in the world are drunk people and little kids.

🐺 2. Funny how pirates always have parrots, but we never see the mountain of bird crap that would be streaming down their backs...

🐺 3. You ever think about what happens if you kick the bucket here?

🐺 4. What, actually, do the Leviathans eat to make them so damn huge?
rokubro: (‡ 062)

Rokurou Rangetsu | Tales of Berseria | Corsair

[personal profile] rokubro 2025-11-06 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
huh intresting lets see if i do this right

⚔️ 1. would a dagger with a really long hilt become a spear?

⚔️ 2. i once herd the joke turtles cant have sleepovers becaus they cary their homes. but what about elturt? does that count were on its back?

⚔️ 3. follow up are we screwed if they get an itch

⚔️ 4. if tomatos are fruit (still dont buy it) is catchup a smoothy?

⚔️ 5. are pearls like a pimple because its like dirt or even parasits that are bothering the oyster rite? so are people technicly wearing coated parasites?
eternalhymn: (29)

Lace Harding | Dragon Age: the Veilguard | Corsairs

[personal profile] eternalhymn 2025-11-06 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, this is fun, I think of these kinds all the time when I'm out scouting or staking some place out!

🏹 1. We should celebrate more things done in two fell swoops instead of ones.

🏹 2. You ever think about how people unknowingly cook last meals for others every single day?

🏹 3. If no coincidences ever happened, that would be the greatest coincidence of all.

🏹 4. If you know you're alone in the middle of the night, it's really not that scary. It's the "what if I'm not alone" that really makes it scary.

🏹 5. How many people have actually ever tried searching for a needle in a haystack? Why not just get a new needle?
thearchangel: (garrus telling a bad joke dot jpg)

Garrus Vakarian | Mass Effect | Paladin

[personal profile] thearchangel 2025-11-06 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, what else is he going to do while he's recovering from being thrown into a wall?]

[He's not great at this but-]


1 - who keeps putting all these fish in barrels to shoot? What's the purpose?

2 - human teeth don't have skin, so why are they doing things by the 'skin of their teeth'?

3 - Helmets can be considered disposable.

4 - Since human body is 65% oxygen by weight and since oxygen is formed in the cores of stars, there is a chance you met someone whose body oxygen also came from the same star.
weisshappened: (want to go for a hike?)

Davrin | Dragonage Veilguard | Paladin

[personal profile] weisshappened 2025-11-06 05:26 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh this is kind of funny - ]

1) Ever wonder if crabs think fish are flying?

2) Who was the first guy to look his horse in the mouth, then regret it?

3) Has a cat ever really grabbed somebody's tongue?

Yeah that's all I've got.
astudyinviolet: Sherlock with furrowed brows (Eel Hunting)

Sherlock Holmes | Sherlock Holmes: The Awakened (2023) | Paladin

[personal profile] astudyinviolet 2025-11-06 06:10 am (UTC)(link)
1. How are all dogs good boys and girls?

2. Who decided common sense, and why is it not so common?

3. Why me?
[ Multiverse wonderings. ]

4. You can have multiple houses, but can you have more than one home?

5. It is impossible to see yourself fully without the aid of another person or a tool.


[ No, Sherlock doesn't know how to add the little pictures. He only knows how to add big pictures. ]
seasaltkeys: (Just let me sleep)

Roxas | Kingdom Hearts | Paladin

[personal profile] seasaltkeys 2025-11-06 07:23 am (UTC)(link)
1. How do you even accept apologies?

2. how many ice cream flavours is too many?

3. why are fish so weird?


[Might be headed into the late night downer thoughts zone.]
forgeabettertomorrow: (I don't really get it but...)

1/2

[personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow 2025-11-06 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Man I was just having a bunch of these this morning!

1 - Do the Leviathans feel us on their backs? Are they just like perpetually itchy?

2 - You ever wonder how magic manifests? Like, is it something bodies produce like latent energy?

3 - Every recipe you've ever had is the result of one person looking at something and wondering how it tastes. How many times did we screw up before we got cheese?

4 - Can't believe it's getting close to two years since I washed up here. This month it'll be a year since Zelda and I moved in together too! It's like our first year together completely flew byslkfdhsafkAF'salfj
reindered: (Just like)

[personal profile] reindered 2025-11-06 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
1: how is it even possible that luffy just grows back his teeth anyway?! maybe they are rubber too? i'm still not sure how that even works.

2: is there actually a limit as to how much cotton candy is physically possible to eat?

3: say you achieve your dream. what do you do then? what next?

4: when you jump up and down, you don't actually jump down.
crystalrepose: (13)

Miriam | Bloodstained: RotN | Paladin

[personal profile] crystalrepose 2025-11-06 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
1 - I do wonder sometimes if I've ever slept in a coffin before.

2 - Do people not hold their breath for photographs...? I've been doing that this whole time.

3 - How long is it before holding onto a library book goes from a reasonable length of time to answerable with pointed death threats?

Assuming the librarian is an immortal entity.
moremystyle: 1999 FMV Faris holding the rigging and staring to the horizon (Over the horizon to the great unknown.)

Faris Scherwiz | Final Fantasy V | Corsair

[personal profile] moremystyle 2025-11-08 02:36 am (UTC)(link)
[eh. sure, he'll bite.

not the real deep ones, though. of course.]


I often wonder who was the first person who decided to hang a sheet from a stick and turn a plain little canoe into a voyage.

Or the first who realized the stars above were a map.
emet_sulk: of kindness (03 a clear and unambiguous act)

emet-sulk; text

[personal profile] emet_sulk 2025-11-08 02:37 pm (UTC)(link)
If you ask me, some of you ought to keep your thoughts strictly in your heads.

[ Yeah, yeah, here's the resident killjoy. ]

For the rest: perhaps establishing a debate hall for these...philosophical quandaries will serve the people.