💭 have you ever had a showerthought

[oathkeeper]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Oathkeeper (Sora)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you
Warnings: Tba.

have you ever had a random thought come to your head when you least expect it and you just don’t know what the answer to it would be? but you just can’t stop thinking about it? and you’ve gotta say it to somebody?

stuff like…

[This is an impromptu showerthoughts network post where characters can post their random thinky thoughts and others can tag them with their commentary on it. Post your character, provide some showerthoughts and tag around! You can always use this reddit or tfln for some ideas.]

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[eternalhymn]

[She's squinting at her shellphone for a moment.]

You know, talking like this, I'm actually having a hard time deciding whether you're being sarcastic or not?

Oh, come on. You at least rank above Spite. Probably!

[weisshappened]

Maybe a little. Just hadn't heard about any, but you'd know a lot better than I would.

Probably! But that bar's in the ground. Down in the Deep Roads.

[eternalhymn]

Maybe a little, huh?

[She sees you, Davrin.]

If you haven't heard about them, that just means they were good at their job!

Ugh. Don't even joke about the Deep Roads. Even he wouldn't rank you that low.

[weisshappened]

Tiny bit. Parchment thickness.

I think that's spies, Harding, not assassins.

Maybe not now, sure. Back in the beginning, I bet he did.

[eternalhymn]

I'll take parchment thickness!

There's more overlap than you might think, you know. Clearly, I have to think of more Leliana stories to share with you.

[weisshappened]

Leliana?

Sounds... sort of familiar. Who's she again?

[eternalhymn]

Our former spymaster, former Orlesian bard, left hand of the Divine...

You'd know her better as Divine Victoria, these days. :)

[who taught her emoticons]

[weisshappened]

You want to run that by me again?

[Look he could not care less about Andraste and that whole religion, but plenty of other Wardens talk about it. It's impossible not to know who that is, as a result.]

[eternalhymn]

[It's the kind of reaction she thinks she might have been halfway hoping for, really.]

Our former spymaster is now known as Divine Victoria. She raises nugs.

[weisshappened]

[She's doing amazing, in that case. He has to re-read this message... many times.]

She raises nugs? The little... the pigs with hands?

[eternalhymn]

That's them! She's a big fan. Don't think I've ever met anyone who liked them more.

[Harding tends to lean towards thinking they're cute, but she definitely understands why some people find them unsettling.]

Makes you see them in a different light, right? Nugs, chosen companions of the Divine!

[weisshappened]

And you probably won't.

I didn't mind them but after the Crow started talking about blood magic and nugs... and then they started popping up around the Lighthouse? Pass.

[Who was putting those things there!!!]

I'll try. I will really try.

[eternalhymn]

I never did figure out who put those up, but when in doubt, I think it's safe to blame Rook.

[It usually is.]

It's okay if you never come around on nugs, though. I won't say a word to Leliana about it; you'll be spared the Divine's wrath.

[Teasing, of course— Harding has always considered herself Andrastian and has had to do some re-evaluating lately, but she knows Davrin doesn't put much stock in the Chantry.]

[weisshappened]

Rook's a good bet. Unless the Caretaker had some kind of thing for nugs.

[Probably not, but you never know with the Fade.]

Well, thank you very much for that.

[eternalhymn]

You're very welcome!

[She knows it wasn't genuine, but she's definitely enjoying herself.]

Kind of fun getting to surprise you with connections like that.

[weisshappened]

Any more I should know about?

[eternalhymn]

That's the big one! You already know about the Inquisitor, obviously, that's a gimme. I was at Redcliffe while the King of Ferelden visited once, but that's not the same thing. Varric is the most famous friend I have, otherwise.

[weisshappened]

Wasn't Redcliffe one of the places that got hit by the Fifth Blight?

[Of course he's more interested in THAT than Alistair-]

[eternalhymn]

[Of course he is. She has to laugh, really.]

Yeah, I grew up around there. Also went back with the Inquisition after the breach in the sky. Wouldn't you know it, he made an appearance then, too.

[weisshappened]

You are full of surprises, Lace Harding.

[eternalhymn]

I'm going to take that as a compliment. I'm sure you have plenty up your sleeve, as well.

[weisshappened]

You should. People like a mysterious type. Keeps them interested.

Oh, plenty. Like I said... keeps people interested.

[eternalhymn]

Well, you can't say that and expect me to NOT want to dig for them a little.

You're right, though. People do like the mysterious type. Always keep us wanting more, right?

[weisshappened]

Oh, yeah. I figured you would.

That's me, always keeping up the thrill of the chase.

[eternalhymn]

I'd expect nothing less from a hunter like yourself.

Now, if only I could understand Assan, I bet I'd be able to get a few secrets out of him...