💭 have you ever had a showerthought

[oathkeeper]

Type: Text
Sender ID: Oathkeeper (Sora)
To: Everyone!
Subject: Have you ever had a dream that that you um you had you you would you
Warnings: Tba.

have you ever had a random thought come to your head when you least expect it and you just don’t know what the answer to it would be? but you just can’t stop thinking about it? and you’ve gotta say it to somebody?

stuff like…

[This is an impromptu showerthoughts network post where characters can post their random thinky thoughts and others can tag them with their commentary on it. Post your character, provide some showerthoughts and tag around! You can always use this reddit or tfln for some ideas.]

Comments

[activatingcombatmode]

I'd like to argue that living on boobs is even weirder than The Bread Thing. Probably?

Don't get me wrong! Boobs are great! But would a mermaid want people living on them? That doesn't sound comfortable for her!

[midifications]

They aren't turning to mushy bread down there, nor are they cursed.

I mean I guess it could just be between scales, but that would be a problem since scales can come off or get ripped off. Safer if it's just a mermaid god or whatever, most gods have that whole 'be safe in my bosom' thing anyway, don't they? Why not take it literally??

[Is she trolling at this point? Serious? Yes.]

[activatingcombatmode]

Be safe in my bosom...

This seriously takes it to a whole new level.

[He's totally falling for this troll, too.]

The last thing I want to think about is living between two big scaly breasts.