Ulpianus (
encoreinthedeep) wrote in
shellphones2026-01-06 06:24 pm
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Whale Man Tries to Turn Around And Walk Back Into the Rift
Type: Text
Sender ID: encoreinthedeep (Ulpianus)
To: Everyone
Subject: Return
Warnings: None
Requesting all available information on how to return to my own world.
[ He sends this message within ten seconds of receiving his shellphone. ]
Sender ID: encoreinthedeep (Ulpianus)
To: Everyone
Subject: Return
Warnings: None
Requesting all available information on how to return to my own world.
[ He sends this message within ten seconds of receiving his shellphone. ]

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I'm gonna assume shellphones have the "Read" functionand his answer. ]Then I would ask you for the names of those people and what attitude they expect to see. Rituals of humility appear to differ drastically between landwalker nations.
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It's when the phone beeps again with a notification, she can't lie and say she's not mildly surprised that there's an answer. That's enough to get her to put the broom down and take a moment to answer, though she still doesn't like how this guy speaks. Maybe it's that she can't hear tone through text, but it still rubs her wrong.]
A little humility can take one a long way. Begin by saying please and thank you.
[Though there's a second text that follows through a beat afterwards:]
Landwalker?
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[ ... Well, that IS all she told him to say so far! And oh, looks like he can reply to different texts separately. ]
A collective descriptor for races and cultures that inhabit the land.
[ Even when he is actually answering questions he manages to be... not helpful. ]
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Not to me. To them. To anybody else you want information from.
Something tells me you don't consider yourself a Landwalker.
[So what could he be, she wonders. Seawalker? Skywalker? (Heh.) Spacewalker? Maybe a Turian like Garrus? No, probably not on the last one. Even Garrus eats food, unlike what Hunter claims.]
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Understood. Thank you for the advice.
[ But look, he's doing it! ]
Capitalization is unnecessary.
I have walked the land, but I am not of it.
[ (Also fun fact, there IS an Arknights character who tries to give herself the codename 'Skyriftwalker'.) ]
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You are very welcome.
[See? Now was that so hard?]
Perhaps so, but I may be what you consider a landwalker. I did not want to be rude to my own kind. You are of the sea?
[Just a guess. It was next on the list.]
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Yes.
[ ... no further information seems to be forthcoming. Not without additional prompting. ]
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You're a fish?
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[ You can do it, Jill. You got through the kind-of-an-asshole stage, now you get the ask-the-right-questions stage. ]
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Octopus?
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Think your questions through if you truly want answers. Otherwise this exchange is meaningless.
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Or I could simply just ask: could you please tell me what you are, if not a landwalker, fish, or octopus? Thank you.
[There go those manners again.]
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A Hunter.
You should realize this is not the information you were seeking.
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That said, her patience has finally run out. She certain no one else would have lasted this long in a conversation with him only to come out with nothing but a name from his end.]
Right. I can clearly see you enjoy being difficult, thus you can remain so. In the end, it was only to sate my curiosity in learning about someone new, perhaps find a common ground, but that seems to turning into something troublesome. I will excuse myself.
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I answered all your questions truthfully. You did not know what it is you want to learn and so you see my answers as me being "difficult". Reflect on how to make your questions more exact. Think of what answers you want to find before you ask.
[ Though it still looks like him being an ass, the advice is actually genuine - one that he's given to all his students, at the very least.
Doesn't change how rude it sounds, though. ]
A common ground most here should share is finding a way to return. If you do not, no other similarities hold meaning.
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Maybe she would have an easier time holding a conversation with a chocobo.]
I asked you directly, what are you if you are of the sea. You answered a hunter. I don't know how much plainer I can make it when I assure you that I am aware that there might be hunters of the sea, but unless you are a shark, I can't imagine what that would be. My tutors had no interest in educating me on sea creatures.
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Then the question you meant to pose is "What is your species".
To save us both time: Aegir. We descend from various aquatic creatures, but that ancient ancestry does not divide us into further subspecies.
[ < /nice> ]
What are you, landwalker? A bird? A cat? A snake?
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(Unlikely, if her nerves have anything to say about it.)]
Noted.
[She's wary of letting him know she's never heard of an Aegir before. He probably thinks she's undereducated, if not purely uneducated. Founder knows she had access to the best Ducal tutors the Royal gil could buy, even if they didn't teach her anything worthwhile about the sea.
That said, he asked her question. She should answer it.]
Shouldn't your question be "What is your species?" [Certainly it probably buys her no favors to turn his lecture back on him, but at least sassing him gives her a rare bit of satisfaction.] Human. A Dominant, if one needs to be specific.
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[ Was he. Is he saying that genuinely or mockingly. No one knows.
But... 'Human'? That wording is familiar, but the only species to call themselves such were the Predecessors. It is highly unlikely the person he is talking to is one. ]
What distinguishes Dominants from the broader Humans?
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Dominants hold an Eikon—in the simplest terms, a mighty being akin to what others would consider a god—inside of them. We are born this way, most times unknowing that we are a Dominant until much later in life. Other humans don't. In between us are Bearers, those who can wield magick without a shard of the Mothercrystals, but are looked down upon by typical humans, used as beasts of burden by them, enslaved until they cannot be used and abused any longer.
[That's far more than what he asked, but unlike Hunter, Jill can read into a question and answer the unasked ones.]
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Again, there is a bit of pause before he answers. Almost like he had to contemplate something. ]
A civilization still in its bloodied infancy.
[ Still... a being akin to what others would consider a god held inside you, huh? Perhaps they have more common ground than this person expected. Not that that is a good thing. ]
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More like its bloodied adulthood. Valisthea has been around for a while.
[Another situation of text through tone: one cannot witness Jill's words dripping with an unusual show of sarcasm.]
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The age of a civilization and its rate of development do not necessarily correlate.
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[Jill hits send before finishing her reply and she scrambles to complete her typing for a few seconds, but in the end, she realizes it doesn't matter. Hunter seems to want to make a point and whatever it is, she'll just let him go along with it. It'll certainly save her from annoyance.]
Nevermind. That said, I hope I've sated your curiosity on the state of humans. From my world, at least.
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It fits the pattern I've observed in most landbound races. Segregation by class assigned at birth, exploitation of those of lower status, belief in the concepts of magic and gods, enough tenacity to survive.
[ Well, that last one could be considered a compliment?.. ]
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Sliiiides in here :D
A HERO
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