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These filters are really handy

Type: Text but mostly image
Sender ID: weenwoon (Hythlodaeus)
To: Everyone
Subject: 🌊🌊🌊🐎🐎🐎
Warnings: the cursed honse.

[ The message has no text, only pictures of The Honse taken at the Raiders of the Lost Arts's crew island... with all the new fun sea-themed filters over them! Somehow, the addition of wave effects and clipart shells do not make the thing look any better! Enjoy, Escordvi.

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None of your additions make that.. [Abomination? Horror?] creature look less concerning.

[He sounds distressed.]

Do they not? I thought they might make it look a little more jolly.

[ There is the sound of the honse bellowing angrily in the far background. ]

But I admit it brings me concern... it appears to have been magically melded together from various creatures. I was hoping 'twould be a naturally occurring species, but I fear I was mistaken.

Are there... three of them now?

[ HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND THE FILTERS HE'S SO CONFUSED ]

[ CLIVE WHY ARE YOU AN OLD MAN ]

Oh, no, these are simply different images I took. The shellphone now allows us to decorate them!

[ He sends another image, this one of an Elah-themed Lafroufrou with a beachy clipart background. (Probably, I don't know how Snapchat filters work.) ]

Chief Hythlodaeus, as intriguing an existence as it is, I do not think the addition of these extra designs brings us closer to understanding it.

...although it seems to have been preoccupied with the sea long enough for you to approach to capture its image... That... is something, I suppose.

Which direction was it facing? Towards where we caught it, or somewhere else?

Approximately where we caught it, I believe. Mayhap the place we found it was indeed its natural habitat... or there is something else of import there.

[ He sighs, looking a little sad. ]

I was hoping we could study it properly, but it is truly... quite aggressive. And on closer inspection I am concerned by the nature of its limbs.

Aye. They remind me of that which befell my colleagues, although by appearances, would seem an equine rather than one of mankind was the one to which others were added.

Mankind and mythic creation, joined into one. Though, by the number of limbs here I would think multiple persons were involved...

How many souls do you see within it, Chief Hythlodaeus? How thoroughly are the essences entangled?

[By outward appearance, they seem loosely entwined...]

I wish to separate them, to see if I might be able restore the creature to its proper form. What was done to my colleagues... Lahabrea and I succeeded in reversing it.

Please delete these.

Why?

Well, this certainly is an attempt to make it more approachable.

[Does it work? He thinks not, but he's amused that an attempt was made.]

[ It's okay, even Hythlodaeus isn't certain that it works. ]

If only the creation itself wished to be more approachable. I had a mind to show it the pictures I took, but I am wary of venturing beyond its barrier.

Hythlodaeus, it isn't a pet.

Can I not take pictures of the wildlife?

It has been rampaging ever since we brought it here and keeps trying to leave.

I don't believe this creature wants to be tamed.

To tell the truth, I am uneasy about keeping it here now, too.

You must have noticed as well, aye? The question of aesthetics and sense aside, its design is not natural.

I noticed that BEFORE we brought it here.

The boarfolk are already saying that if I don't handle the matter, they will do it themselves.

I think we should look for whoever made it. The creature itself is not at fault... though I will admit I agree that we will need to do something about it.

If nothing else, we must stop them from creating more abominations.

We ought to pursue this new creature as well. With your sight, you may see a link between them which I missed.

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These filters are really handy

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