(no subject)

[empyrean_mirror]

Type: Video
Sender ID: paridisaea(Kaveh )
To: Public
Subject: !!!
Warnings: N/A for now

[The video feed opens on an empty-ish room. While the room is empty, it does have an absolutely gorgeous view of the waters off Eltrut through the glorious bay windows.]

Isn't that lovely? It'll make a wonderful reading nook, I think.

[Kaveh will turn the camera back to himself, with a bright smile.] This place will need some work, but when I saw that view, I thought it'd be worth it. Obviously, we're still getting stuff put together, so it's not really good for guests yet, but once we have things ready and some chairs that don't wobble, it'd be nice to celebrate with a little get-together, what do you all think?

[...For reasons that shall remain Alhaitham, in the back of the shot, on one of the counters, is a...statue? of what might be an attempt at a fish? It will stare into your soul. Don't worry about it.]

Comments

video

[empyrean_mirror]

An abomination against good taste.

[Raha he's so fucking tired.]

[afflatusexarch]

Then why not get rid of it?

[empyrean_mirror]

I was not the one who bought it, and I'm not dealing with how much that man is going to sulk if I throw it out.

And he'd only buy more, anyway.

[Besides, throwing out things other people pay for is mean...]

[afflatusexarch]

...Who would only buy more?

[empyrean_mirror]

Alhaitham.

[NEMESIS AND BANE OF HIS EXISTENCE.]

1/2

[afflatusexarch]

Who?

[afflatusexarch]

Oh! The roommate!

[empyrean_mirror]

Yes. I swear, this world made his taste worse.

[He pans the shellphone to point at the culprit himself, where he's reading in a corner.]

Do not let this man decorate anything!

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham, the man of the hour, looks up from his book the moment Kaveh dramatically points at him only to snort at what he says right after.]

If you're so upset about it, then perhaps you should use all this time that you've spent complaining to instead actually work on decorating this place the way you keep saying you will.

[The more time to you take Kaveh the more things he'll find to bring back to 'help'. :)]

[afflatusexarch]

[ Oh no. G'raha is just going to. Look between the both of them for a moment. Should he... Shouldn't he... ]

That would be the most pragmatic approach. Kaveh, if you don't wish for him to decorate, then simply don't provide him the opportunity.

Or just decorate his room using the items that he brings home.

[empyrean_mirror]

THAT'S MY ROOM TOO!

[Kaveh's temper outpaces his tongue regularly. In this instance, well.

He can't take back what he just said. He just yelled that. Live on the network. Oh gods. Oh gods no.]

[indispensable]

[Hear this sound, Kaveh? That is the sound of Alhaitham letting out a very amused snort.

He isn't going to say anything, but Kaveh would know. He knows at how much Alhaitham is eating up this shit right now.]

[empyrean_mirror]

You--! Stop laughing!

[He knows that snort is basically the equivalent of alhaitham collapsing on the floor cackling.]

[indispensable]

Is there anything else you'd like to announce to the world while you're already at it, senior?

[Totally looking like the cat that got the cream right here.]

[empyrean_mirror]

Don't test me, I'm sure I can think of something even you'd be embarrassed by.

[afflatusexarch]

Oh my...

I didn't realize it was that sort of situation.

[empyrean_mirror]

Wha--no, we just--literally sleep in there, that's--

[Oh no that's making it worse. he can hear it as he says it. Oh no.]

[indispensable]

[Alhaitham was just about to respond to Kaveh, but then there is this, so.]

What was that about saying something embarrassing?

[empyrean_mirror]

Not another word out of you! Not a word, you understand me, Alhaitham?!

[indispensable]

[Just mimes the gesture of him zipping his mouth and tossing away the key.

Not another word from him, just like you asked.]

[afflatusexarch]

My friend, I'm not even sure that my archeological prowess can dig you out of this one.

[empyrean_mirror]

You're not helping!

[activatingcombatmode]

[what in the world is going on here why is there yelling]

Raha, are you getting in the middle of a lover's quarrel or what?

1/2

[detectiveforhierophant]

[ He'd just been strolling to keep up with what crazy shit people were getting into, only to pause when the video call yelled that out at him. ]

...?

2/2

[detectiveforhierophant]

...

[ Annnnd just going to keep scrolling. None of his business, even if he did feel bad for the guy to have blurt that out for everyone to hear.

This is why social media is bad, kids. ]