text; finding friends...? (not real, totally clickbait)

[indispensable]

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public~
Subject: !!!
Warnings: Impersonation and clickbait B| None whatsoever.

Hello. I am Alhaitham, scholar and Scribe of the Akademiya. I have been informed by my gracious and kind senior that this network is an excellent communication tool.

It has been brought to my attention that I am severely lacking in social interactions, and that it may be detrimental to my health to stay inside and read all day.

Despite the many flaws in my personality, I am very knowledgeable in a wide range of topics, and am a thorough partner in any academic debate. While my way of speaking is quite strangely awkward and disjointed for a man who studies words for a living, my only criteria for judgement is that you are doing your best for your educational background.

Kaveh will be hosting a small party to celebrate the acquisition of a new home. I look forward to exploring the joys of friendship there with you. If you have any further questions, please forward them to me or to my kind senior, Kaveh.

[A few hours later, this post is amended with the following:]

Disregard the contents of this post; Kaveh made it using my shellphone while I was not paying attention. The party that he mentioned above is also not happening.

[A second amendment, around half an hour later:]

Ignore Alhaitham!! The party will be happening!! I will be sending invites soon!!

[ooc note: despite this being written from Alhaitham's shellphone, Kaveh is the one who made the initial post. responses will come from either one of them depending on the time (before or after Alhaitham discovers what Kaveh has done), so do specify which time period your character is responding to!]

Comments

[scooba]

We have. He said how he was going to give some fire crystals to you?

[empyrean_mirror]

Oh, that's how he got them, I'd been wondering...dendro doesn't tend to mix well with fire, after all.

[...] they didn't, ah, explode on you, did they?

[scooba]

You too?

I'm glad to know it wasn't just me. I was experiment with them and building some penguins.

...I'm surprised no one said how my apartment smells like smoke.

[empyrean_mirror]

having been in those apartments I'm not certain anyone would have noticed.

I found a few people on Eltrut willing to process them and teach me, but it'll be a while before I could do it myself.

[scooba]

Really? They don't charge you for much right?

I'm still trying to figure it out myself.

[empyrean_mirror]

They'll charge for the processing, but for teaching me how, they've just been having me do errands for them.

These crystals don't really react like most materials on Teyvat...I wonder what someone from Liyue would make of them.

[scooba]

I'm not sure myself but I wanted to see what I could do with them.

I was hoping that I could use whatever scraps there were and make something.

[empyrean_mirror]

There's a lot of possibilities...it's almost overwhelming to try and narrow it down to one to try.

Scraps? Scrap metal, you mean?

[scooba]

Yes, that's correct.

Back home, I build a lot of things whenever I have the time. It's a hobby of mine.

[empyrean_mirror]

Sounds like a wonderful hobby, honestly.

[scooba]

I hope so.

I usually don't have time for it. I fix things around the house whenever things break down.

[empyrean_mirror]

Has that still been happening here? Things breaking, that is.

[scooba]

Not really?

I haven't seen anyone telling me that their machines are breaking apart. Unless I'm missing something.

[empyrean_mirror]

I was mostly wondering about the salt water, but I suppose if these people have lived on the back of a migratory turtle this long, the salt would be the least of their concerns.

[scooba]

Are you suggesting that there are things that need to be fixed here? I suppose there are a lot things that we can try to make and improve the lives here...

But I have to admit, I'm not even sure where to begin.

[empyrean_mirror]

I have ideas but they're a little overwhelming to organize...I don't think I'd know how to start. But there's no problem taking time to really assess what can be done, either.

[scooba]

What kind of ideas do you have?

It'll give us something to start with.

[empyrean_mirror]

most of the magitech I've seen used here seems to end up as weaponry. I've honestly been wondering if looking into medical and assistive technology wouldn't be better, but I'm not a doctor myself, so I'd have to find one...

[scooba]

I'm not one either as I usually make clockwork penguins or fix whatever things break down back home.

[....]

But I have tried to use a penguin to help someone with loneliness syndrome before so I can try to see if penguins be any use to others here.

[empyrean_mirror]

A penguin to help with loneliness syndrome...that's quite inventive. And very kind of you, Freminet.

[Truly, he has wondered about that disorder, and what had happened to his mother. The similarities had haunted him...

...well, he found out years too late. And isn't she in fontaine now? So she must be alright.]

[scooba]

It seems like the least I could do. Especially when I don’t want anyone to feel as though they can’t get out of their despair…

[That and he saw what happens when someone is in their own darkness.]

[empyrean_mirror]

That's a very kind way to think, though. The world would be brighter, I think, if more people felt that way.

[scooba]

...

You are very kind, Mr. Kaveh. As much as I want to believe that, I know it's kind of difficult to imagine.

[empyrean_mirror]

It's okay if it's difficult. Dreams are often difficult things to realize...or everyone would have a Vision.

[scooba]

I suppose so.

I just wish it wasn't. But that is a hard lesson I have to learn, sadly.