Alhaitham (
indispensable) wrote in
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text; finding friends...? (not real, totally clickbait)
Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public~
Subject: !!!
Warnings:Impersonation and clickbait B| None whatsoever.
Hello. I am Alhaitham, scholar and Scribe of the Akademiya. I have been informed by my gracious and kind senior that this network is an excellent communication tool.
It has been brought to my attention that I am severely lacking in social interactions, and that it may be detrimental to my health to stay inside and read all day.
Despite the many flaws in my personality, I am very knowledgeable in a wide range of topics, and am a thorough partner in any academic debate. While my way of speaking is quite strangely awkward and disjointed for a man who studies words for a living, my only criteria for judgement is that you are doing your best for your educational background.
Kaveh will be hosting a small party to celebrate the acquisition of a new home. I look forward to exploring the joys of friendship there with you. If you have any further questions, please forward them to me or to my kind senior, Kaveh.
[A few hours later, this post is amended with the following:]
Disregard the contents of this post; Kaveh made it using my shellphone while I was not paying attention. The party that he mentioned above is also not happening.
[A second amendment, around half an hour later:]
Ignore Alhaitham!! The party will be happening!! I will be sending invites soon!!
[ooc note: despite this being written from Alhaitham's shellphone, Kaveh is the one who made the initial post. responses will come from either one of them depending on the time (before or after Alhaitham discovers what Kaveh has done), so do specify which time period your character is responding to!]
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public~
Subject: !!!
Warnings:
Hello. I am Alhaitham, scholar and Scribe of the Akademiya. I have been informed by my gracious and kind senior that this network is an excellent communication tool.
It has been brought to my attention that I am severely lacking in social interactions, and that it may be detrimental to my health to stay inside and read all day.
Despite the many flaws in my personality, I am very knowledgeable in a wide range of topics, and am a thorough partner in any academic debate. While my way of speaking is quite strangely awkward and disjointed for a man who studies words for a living, my only criteria for judgement is that you are doing your best for your educational background.
Kaveh will be hosting a small party to celebrate the acquisition of a new home. I look forward to exploring the joys of friendship there with you. If you have any further questions, please forward them to me or to my kind senior, Kaveh.
[A few hours later, this post is amended with the following:]
Disregard the contents of this post; Kaveh made it using my shellphone while I was not paying attention. The party that he mentioned above is also not happening.
[A second amendment, around half an hour later:]
Ignore Alhaitham!! The party will be happening!! I will be sending invites soon!!
[ooc note: despite this being written from Alhaitham's shellphone, Kaveh is the one who made the initial post. responses will come from either one of them depending on the time (before or after Alhaitham discovers what Kaveh has done), so do specify which time period your character is responding to!]
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I usually don't have time for it. I fix things around the house whenever things break down.
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I haven't seen anyone telling me that their machines are breaking apart. Unless I'm missing something.
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But I have to admit, I'm not even sure where to begin.
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It'll give us something to start with.
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[....]
But I have tried to use a penguin to help someone with loneliness syndrome before so I can try to see if penguins be any use to others here.
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[Truly, he has wondered about that disorder, and what had happened to his mother. The similarities had haunted him...
...well, he found out years too late. And isn't she in fontaine now? So she must be alright.]
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[That and he saw what happens when someone is in their own darkness.]
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You are very kind, Mr. Kaveh. As much as I want to believe that, I know it's kind of difficult to imagine.
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I just wish it wasn't. But that is a hard lesson I have to learn, sadly.
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If I told you my dream, you would think it's childish.
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I wanted to let people know that it's okay to be childish sometimes. There's nothing wrong with believing in fairy tales if it makes your dreams come true.
If the world is already cruel enough as it is, why not just believe in something like that?
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I know it's wishful thinking but it's still a good thing to hope sometimes.
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[...]
Would you like to hear a story, Freminet?
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he spun the foundation out of his own dreams, and the marble from his heart, and shaped the glass windows with the fire of his own passion. But when that wasn't enough, he took apart all the pieces of his nest, and used those too.
When the palace was finished, it shone bright as the sun, but that little bird had nothing left to call his own. Even so, when he heard how people smiled and laughed, and how joy nested in the hearts of those who saw it, he was still glad.
A nest can be rebuilt, and the palace would last the lifetimes of a hundred thousand little birds, making just as many smiles.
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interrupting the current program to bring some breaking news
surprise bitch
screeches
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I'll wrap this up and tag you on the TL lol