indispensable: (gratification.)
Alhaitham ([personal profile] indispensable) wrote in [community profile] shellphones2024-02-02 03:37 am

text; finding friends...? (not real, totally clickbait)

Type: Text
Sender ID: indispensable (Alhaitham)
To: Public~
Subject: !!!
Warnings: Impersonation and clickbait B| None whatsoever.

Hello. I am Alhaitham, scholar and Scribe of the Akademiya. I have been informed by my gracious and kind senior that this network is an excellent communication tool.

It has been brought to my attention that I am severely lacking in social interactions, and that it may be detrimental to my health to stay inside and read all day.

Despite the many flaws in my personality, I am very knowledgeable in a wide range of topics, and am a thorough partner in any academic debate. While my way of speaking is quite strangely awkward and disjointed for a man who studies words for a living, my only criteria for judgement is that you are doing your best for your educational background.

Kaveh will be hosting a small party to celebrate the acquisition of a new home. I look forward to exploring the joys of friendship there with you. If you have any further questions, please forward them to me or to my kind senior, Kaveh.


[A few hours later, this post is amended with the following:]

Disregard the contents of this post; Kaveh made it using my shellphone while I was not paying attention. The party that he mentioned above is also not happening.

[A second amendment, around half an hour later:]

Ignore Alhaitham!! The party will be happening!! I will be sending invites soon!!

[ooc note: despite this being written from Alhaitham's shellphone, Kaveh is the one who made the initial post. responses will come from either one of them depending on the time (before or after Alhaitham discovers what Kaveh has done), so do specify which time period your character is responding to!]
empyrean_mirror: (79)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-03 11:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Sounds like a wonderful hobby, honestly.
scooba: (I Can't Handle Change)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-03 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope so.

I usually don't have time for it. I fix things around the house whenever things break down.
empyrean_mirror: (13)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-04 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
Has that still been happening here? Things breaking, that is.
scooba: (Signals)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-04 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Not really?

I haven't seen anyone telling me that their machines are breaking apart. Unless I'm missing something.
empyrean_mirror: (10)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-07 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
I was mostly wondering about the salt water, but I suppose if these people have lived on the back of a migratory turtle this long, the salt would be the least of their concerns.
scooba: (Sony)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-07 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you suggesting that there are things that need to be fixed here? I suppose there are a lot things that we can try to make and improve the lives here...

But I have to admit, I'm not even sure where to begin.
empyrean_mirror: (34)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-10 11:01 am (UTC)(link)
I have ideas but they're a little overwhelming to organize...I don't think I'd know how to start. But there's no problem taking time to really assess what can be done, either.
scooba: (Rumble Park)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-10 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
What kind of ideas do you have?

It'll give us something to start with.
empyrean_mirror: (10)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-12 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
most of the magitech I've seen used here seems to end up as weaponry. I've honestly been wondering if looking into medical and assistive technology wouldn't be better, but I'm not a doctor myself, so I'd have to find one...
scooba: (August/Water)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-12 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not one either as I usually make clockwork penguins or fix whatever things break down back home.

[....]

But I have tried to use a penguin to help someone with loneliness syndrome before so I can try to see if penguins be any use to others here.
empyrean_mirror: (35)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-13 06:56 am (UTC)(link)
A penguin to help with loneliness syndrome...that's quite inventive. And very kind of you, Freminet.

[Truly, he has wondered about that disorder, and what had happened to his mother. The similarities had haunted him...

...well, he found out years too late. And isn't she in fontaine now? So she must be alright.]
scooba: (Default)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-13 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
It seems like the least I could do. Especially when I don’t want anyone to feel as though they can’t get out of their despair…

[That and he saw what happens when someone is in their own darkness.]
empyrean_mirror: (12)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-19 03:05 am (UTC)(link)
That's a very kind way to think, though. The world would be brighter, I think, if more people felt that way.
scooba: (Moon)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-19 01:27 pm (UTC)(link)
...

You are very kind, Mr. Kaveh. As much as I want to believe that, I know it's kind of difficult to imagine.
empyrean_mirror: (35)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-20 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
It's okay if it's difficult. Dreams are often difficult things to realize...or everyone would have a Vision.
scooba: (Dream)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-20 12:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I suppose so.

I just wish it wasn't. But that is a hard lesson I have to learn, sadly.
Edited 2024-02-20 12:41 (UTC)
empyrean_mirror: (39)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-20 12:53 pm (UTC)(link)
...I hope that your dream, at least, isn't too much of a burden on you.
scooba: (Comfort Chain)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-20 12:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[...]

If I told you my dream, you would think it's childish.
empyrean_mirror: (69)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-20 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think I would. But it's up to you if you want to tell me.
scooba: (Home)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-20 01:03 pm (UTC)(link)
...

I wanted to let people know that it's okay to be childish sometimes. There's nothing wrong with believing in fairy tales if it makes your dreams come true.

If the world is already cruel enough as it is, why not just believe in something like that?
Edited 2024-02-20 13:06 (UTC)
empyrean_mirror: (38)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-20 03:17 pm (UTC)(link)
...I think that's a beautiful and kind dream, Freminet.
scooba: (Sea Swallow Me)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-20 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Is it? It makes me wonder if such a thing is possible.

I know it's wishful thinking but it's still a good thing to hope sometimes.
empyrean_mirror: (Default)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-21 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think it's impossible at all.

[...]

Would you like to hear a story, Freminet?
scooba: (Boys Will Be Bugs)

[personal profile] scooba 2024-02-22 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, that would be good. What kind of story do you have?
empyrean_mirror: (46)

[personal profile] empyrean_mirror 2024-02-22 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
there was a bird who built a palace, as a monument to the heavens themselves.

he spun the foundation out of his own dreams, and the marble from his heart, and shaped the glass windows with the fire of his own passion. But when that wasn't enough, he took apart all the pieces of his nest, and used those too.

When the palace was finished, it shone bright as the sun, but that little bird had nothing left to call his own. Even so, when he heard how people smiled and laughed, and how joy nested in the hearts of those who saw it, he was still glad.

A nest can be rebuilt, and the palace would last the lifetimes of a hundred thousand little birds, making just as many smiles.

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