Video || A Crabulous Query

[catsgothistongue]

Type: Video
Sender ID: catsgothistongue (Ranma)
To: Public
Subject: Crabs
Warnings: Small mention of broken arm, Ranma's general idiocy

[The video feed opens up to a calm, relaxing beach viewing with waves gently crashing on the shore and crabs scuttering along in their own little world. The screen would change to front-facing mode to show Ranma sitting on the beach, left arm bandaged and in a cast and a few crabs climbing on and off of him. He seemed almost wistful, as if he's about to poise a sagely question...]

Think anyone here tried cooking any of the crabs here yet? [... or not.] Or at the least tried to get a leg off the big one. Imagine how much you could make with just a leg!

[Ranma no.]

Just uh... Just a hypothetical. [He's totally not salivating right now.]

Comments

[hyperviolence]

[ but has one truly lived without starting a riot on purpose at least once? ]

See, that's a sensible approach to food. Being picky just limits your option and in an environment like this it can mean starvation.

What did you do to your arm by the way?
If the crabbies attack now, will you be ok?

[catsgothistongue]

[... true. Wise words, Gojo. He only wants to start a riot if there's a purpose to it though!]

I'm used to not having a lotta food and having to make do with what I can find or scrounge up. Comes with living mostly away from civilization and society as a whole for most of your life. You can't afford to be a giant fussy baby about what you like or dislike. That, and I just like food.

[Ranma's a shounen protagonist through and through. Gluttony tends to be on their résumé.]

This? It's not that big a deal, it just got a little crushed during a maze I was exploring here. [He described it in the same way someone'd describe scraping their knee or bumping their toe on a table's leg.] I've fought in worst conditions before, I can handle it!