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shellphones2024-03-17 12:46 pm
catsgothistongue) wrote in shellphones2024-03-17 12:46 pm
Entry tags:
Video || A Crabulous Query
Type: Video
Sender ID: catsgothistongue (Ranma)
To: Public
Subject: Crabs
Warnings: Small mention of broken arm, Ranma's general idiocy
[The video feed opens up to a calm, relaxing beach viewing with waves gently crashing on the shore and crabs scuttering along in their own little world. The screen would change to front-facing mode to show Ranma sitting on the beach, left arm bandaged and in a cast and a few crabs climbing on and off of him. He seemed almost wistful, as if he's about to poise a sagely question...]
Think anyone here tried cooking any of the crabs here yet? [... or not.] Or at the least tried to get a leg off the big one. Imagine how much you could make with just a leg!
[Ranma no.]
Just uh... Just a hypothetical. [He's totally not salivating right now.]
Sender ID: catsgothistongue (Ranma)
To: Public
Subject: Crabs
Warnings: Small mention of broken arm, Ranma's general idiocy
[The video feed opens up to a calm, relaxing beach viewing with waves gently crashing on the shore and crabs scuttering along in their own little world. The screen would change to front-facing mode to show Ranma sitting on the beach, left arm bandaged and in a cast and a few crabs climbing on and off of him. He seemed almost wistful, as if he's about to poise a sagely question...]
Think anyone here tried cooking any of the crabs here yet? [... or not.] Or at the least tried to get a leg off the big one. Imagine how much you could make with just a leg!
[Ranma no.]
Just uh... Just a hypothetical. [He's totally not salivating right now.]
no subject
I'm used to not having a lotta food and having to make do with what I can find or scrounge up. Comes with living mostly away from civilization and society as a whole for most of your life. You can't afford to be a giant fussy baby about what you like or dislike. That, and I just like food.
[Ranma's a shounen protagonist through and through. Gluttony tends to be on their résumé.]
This? It's not that big a deal, it just got a little crushed during a maze I was exploring here. [He described it in the same way someone'd describe scraping their knee or bumping their toe on a table's leg.] I've fought in worst conditions before, I can handle it!