text | Free Toe Ring

[emet_sulk]

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Sender ID: emet-sulk
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Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

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text | un: netherese

[netherese]

I'm almost afraid to ask, but my inquisitive nature insists I do... exactly what do you mean by a "penchant" for feet?

[emet_sulk]

Exactly what I said. Do you like feet, ser?

[ Please don't make him spell it out-- ]

[netherese]

[The pieces are... slowly coming together.]

I appreciate that they get me where I need to go. My fondness for them stops there.

[emet_sulk]

As does my own. So with that said, have you any acquaintances who would take it?

[netherese]

None that immediately come to mind, I'm afraid. Can you not just... dispose of it, if you find it so offensive?

[emet_sulk]

And leave it for anyone to find? I am not so irresponsible.

Thankfully the captain of my crew has spoken for it. Quite adamantly.

[netherese]

I suppose that's a reasonable enough approach. I hadn't considered that it might be... dangerous, so to speak.

Adamantly, you say? Well

Bravo for him, I think. I'm actually rather uncertain.

[emet_sulk]

Who am I to question another man's proclivities. I can but wish him all the best with it.

As long as he doesn't use it to make the rest of us kiss his feet, that is.

[netherese]

[Oh, he dislikes everything about that mental image.]

Perhaps make that a condition of his receiving the ring, just in case.

[emet_sulk]

I think it more amusing to let it be and watch the chaos unfold.

I've kissed the feet of worse men before.