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shellphones2024-05-05 11:25 pm
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text | Free Toe Ring
Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.
If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.
[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.
If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.
[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]
2/2
[He waved a hand to undo the spell, then rubbed his face and set his paperwork aside, gesturing for Emet to approach further and hand the damn ring over already.]
You do have the ring, yes?
no subject
That said, I wouldn't mind such a proposition if it came clearly from your venerable self. Although I shan't be kissing your feet, sorry to say.
no subject
This venerable one has no interest in such things.
[He held the ring up and examined it, turning it this way and that, trying to get a sense of how powerful the magic on it was. It didn't seem to be a strong compulsion, but also didn't want to put it on to test it. With a flick of his fingers, the ring disappeared in a shimmer of blue energy, safely stored in his qiankun space until he found a better place to store it.]
Now, it will bother no one.
no subject
[ He's not necessarily invested in whatever answer the other man gives. He's more interested in whatever it is they did to vanish the ring. But he had assumed they must have some interest in the fetish to want the ring in the first place.
He takes a step back from the desk, arms folded loosely as he waits for their answer. ]
no subject
[Compulsion magic was already so commonplace in this world, particularly in food. But at least that passed within a few hours of the meal or drink consumed. More permanent compulsion spells on enchanted items were much more troublesome.]
no subject
[ He glances again at the spot where the ring had disappeared. ]
How did you hide it just now? Spatial magic?
no subject
[He judgemental of the novels the booksellers suggest he reads, but he will read them if he hasn't before. This habit has provided insight into just how strange mortals (and many other creatures) are about sex.]
This venerable one put it in his sleeve.
[So helpful.]
Are you objecting to this venerable one claiming it?
no subject
Not at all. I offered it to the first person who wished to claim it and you so happened to be the quickest. If I wished to have someone kiss my feet, I would rather they do so willingly.
no subject
[The usual show of obedience and loyalty in Cangyanhai was kowtowing before rising just far enough to press one's forehead to Dongfang Qingcang's fingers. Should Daqiang offer a person the privilege of touching him once they were on their hands and knees.]
If there are any other magical treasures you come across of a similar nature that you intend to rid yourself of, inform this venerable one.
[He means 'has compulsion magic', but if Emet interprets that as 'has fetish-fuel magic', well it's probably Daqiang's fault for not explaining himself.]
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Very well. I shall be sure to bring all such troublesome trinkets to you for safekeeping.
[ He is absolutely going to take on more quests with the brothels just to see if Dongfang will accept every single odd thing that comes his way. ]