text | Free Toe Ring

[emet_sulk]

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

Comments

[misstellaron]

[ Yes it does. A fetish is a fetish. ]

It's okay sir you don't have to tell me, not everyone is open about their sexual proclivities and I understand. Your secrets are safe

Oh I guess that would work too

Who did you give the ring to anyway?

[emet_sulk]

[ SMH, it's not like that, kid!! ]

The captain of my crew. He was very quick to lay claim to it.

[misstellaron]

[ Shh shhhhhhh, it's okay, it's okay... she understands. Don't worry sir, don't worry! ]



So he's the one with the foot fetish!

[emet_sulk]

It does seem to be that way. Who knew such a stoic man hid such deviant desires?

[ Emet, stop misleading everyone and maligning your captain. ]

[misstellaron]

You never know man, people got all sorts of hidden desires

Like there's a bunch of dudes I know who actually liked being catfished, they were sending this fake Foxian lady a ton of credits and didn't even care when I told them it was a scam

Oh and I remember meeting a cycrane that was really into being insulted idk why anyone would want to install a kink like that into a delivery bird but yk people out there are wiiiiild

[ Now she's curious. What is Dan Heng into.... ]

[emet_sulk]

One would think that those men would at least prefer to interact with a real woman but I suppose there's no accounting for taste.

Did I understand you correctly that the BIRD enjoyed being insulted?

[misstellaron]

My good sir, you don't know the allure of the 2D world...

Yep. It wanted to be insulted. There were other weird birds too, but it turns out some guy with a severe case of social anxiety was programming personalities into the birds so he could practice talking with them??? If it helps, I guess... I hope he's doing better now.

[emet_sulk]

What a strange hobby. Although no stranger than that dollmaker I once knew with a...deep passion for his craft.

[ Very, very deep passion. ]

But yes, I am familiar with pornographic materials. Lust is a universal constant, you know.

[misstellaron]

[ A very deep passion indeed... voidsent fucker ]

So you're saying you look at this kind of stuff huh

[emet_sulk]

You make it sound as though 'tis something to be ashamed of.

[misstellaron]

Some people are. It's fun to tease them. I guess you're not embarrassed about it then?

[emet_sulk]

I've sired many children over the past millennia. I'm long past the point of feeling any embarrassment about it.

[misstellaron]

Oh. You're old.

[emet_sulk]

Yes, yes. Let's skip the jokes about my age, shall we? I've heard it all before.

[misstellaron]

I wasn't gonna say anything except ask if I can call you grandpa.

Can I?

sorry for the slight wait! (1/2)

[emet_sulk]

2/2

[emet_sulk]

Why? I'm no familial relation of yours.

[misstellaron]

Why not? You don't have to be related to be family. If you wanna be someone's gramps, just go for it!

[emet_sulk]

[ He's completely out of his depth here. ]

I still don't understand why you would call a stranger by such familiar terms, but do as you like.

[misstellaron]

Yay, grandpa get!!

[emet_sulk]

[ Oh Zodiark, he feels like he's made a huge mistake here. Best not to say anything more and encourage it. ]