text | Free Toe Ring

[emet_sulk]

Type: Text
Sender ID: emet-sulk
To: Public
Subject: Free Toe Ring
Warnings: None besides the nature of the uh. toe ring (Game's A Foot) being what it is.

If there is anyone with a penchant for feet who would take this ridiculous toe ring off my hands then I would be much obliged.

[ He attaches an image of the toe ring, which was his reward from completing the investigation into the brothel's lockbox. ]

Comments

[emet_sulk]

Do you think we didn't try to find another way? The one time I had hope of another solution, I was left disappointed at the final malmstone. It took seven calamities to reach that point - an eighth would have made it a certainty, I think.

[activatingcombatmode]

I'm really sorry, man. It sounds like you're still healing.

But the simple saying goes that you shouldn't solve violence with more violence. That's how wars keep happening. When do you find the end to that.

[emet_sulk]

Yet when given the choice to make peace or make war, man almost always opts for the bloodier path. 'Tis only when the fields are sown with the blood and bone of their brethren that they finally say, "Enough."

But I know nothing I say will convince you otherwise. You simply don't have the capacity to live long enough to learn that lesson.

[activatingcombatmode]

Hate that you're right. As depressing as you made it sound, too.

But okay. We can agree to disagree.

[Okay, boomer. And this is coming from an ex-soldier too.]

[emet_sulk]

Indeed. Although if you're concerned that I'll try to repeat such calamities here, don't be. There is no benefit to doing so.

[activatingcombatmode]

Well at least that's good to hear. I'll be holding you to that then.