[open] 🔥 the zack & kaveh drunk hour show

[activatingcombatmode]

Type: Text
Sender ID: activatingcombatmode (Zack Fair)
To: Public
Subject: Let's be honest
Warnings: gpoys and pictures, dumb ass drunks, alcohol use

[So two idiots walk into a ship-bar and get drunk and start talking about how ✨attractive✨ their partner (or almost partner) is. What happens, as a result, is a stupid drunken argument about who’s partner is hotter. Someone please stop them before they make even bigger fools of themselves?!]

I’ve got a serious question for you gusy, who do you think is better llooking?

That big guy alhaitham with the permanent normal face

Or G’raha tia, cute cat man with the best looking back muscles you’ll ever see ahahhaha

Did i mention cute? Cat ears and tail. Cute when he purrs. And so smrt you’ll feel like a better person just talkin to him.

Who else could you even say is hot?

[Someone PLEASE stop them. Or post pictures of who your character thinks is the hottest. Or post yourself, that’s great too. Or post more cats? This will be a very unconventional version of the Hot or Not meme.

Use the html below to resize your pictures so they’re not massive huge:]
<img src="IMGURL" width="400" height="auto" />

Comments

[scooba]

....What?

[empyrean_mirror]

oh my god

Freminet avert your eyes

[scooba]

...

I suppose this is what the person with the username emet-sulk meant...

[empyrean_mirror]

what do you mean by that

freminet what does that mean

[scooba]

Not much?

We had a talk about people who like feet? And we talked about how I have to be careful whenever I find a significant other.

[empyrean_mirror]

...well it's true you probably will lyney will lose his ENTIRE mind

uncle kaveh will help you when the time comes don't worry

but also why were you talking about feet

[misstellaron]

Oh you sweet summer child... avert thy eyes ere you become corrupted!!!

[scooba]

Oh, that's really cute. Mind if I ask what that is?

[misstellaron]

It's Pom-pom! They're the Astral Express's mascot conductor!

[scooba]

The Astral Express conductor...? Is that something from your world?

I don't think I heard anything like that here.

[misstellaron]

Yeah, I guess you can say that. I'm a member of the Astral Express Crew. We explore space on a cool train.

text: un;catsgothistongue

[catsgothistongue]

Fremi look away

[scooba]

...

I'm sorry, I got curious. I wanted to see what kind of discussions you were all having...

[catsgothistongue]

Haven't you heard about curiosity and cats man?

[scooba]

I know.

But I've faced worse before.

[catsgothistongue]

How?

[Fremi what shit have you gotten up to??]

[lucky_e]

Um...

[FREMI WHY ARE YOU HERE!?]

...Do you have pictures of your penguin friend to share?

[Well he's here, may as well let him feel included???]

[scooba]

Of course! Um...here you go.

[lucky_e]

Oh! He looks just as cute as before! That's a really good picture of him.

I'm sorry, but I don't think I got his name last time I got to see him.

[scooba]

Oh, I'm sorry. His name is Pers and I made him. He's my pet penguin and my companion that often goes with me.

[During my missions is what he wanted to say afterwards...]

[lucky_e]

You made him? That's amazing! I could tell that Pers very well taken care of too. And a life saver after last time.

You must take him to a lot of places.

[activatingcombatmode]

Freminet give me your phone

[scooba]

I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to. If it helps, I didn't look that much...

[activatingcombatmode]

Aww, you're not in trouble, kiddo.

This is just not really the best post for ya.

[scooba]

Then that's good.

It's just a little strange to see people talking all about this though.