Professor Turo (
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Video || Bugsnax
Type: Video
Sender ID: fractales (Turo)
To: General Public
Subject: Snaxburg Island
Warnings: Parasites+
Hello, and good day- I am Professor Turo for those who I have yet to meet.
This message is more for those of you that also visited Snaxburg Island and either had one of the creatures there follow you off of it, or may have... unfortunately eaten any of them.
[As he spoke, Turo's tone may have remained calm but there was a serious note to it. There did happen to be a Strabby perched on the desk behind him, a pink bow tied around it, which Turo did know was around but didn't know was there at the moment. There was, however, one he did know was going to be in frame.
Held very much like a hamburger he lifted up a BBQ Bunger so that googly eyes were facing the phone's camera.]
I do in fact mean those creatures like this- for those who might not have gone to the island, or even those who may need a reminder. These creatures that are known as Bugsnax are parasitic creatures that only have that nature turn into something dangerous upon being eaten. So again-
[After setting Chipotle the BBQ Bunger back down.]
Do not eat the Bugsnax, they are parasitic in nature upon being consumed.
If you have eaten any of the creatures found on Snaxburg Island, we may need to have a word or more. Please do get in touch.
Sender ID: fractales (Turo)
To: General Public
Subject: Snaxburg Island
Warnings: Parasites+
Hello, and good day- I am Professor Turo for those who I have yet to meet.
This message is more for those of you that also visited Snaxburg Island and either had one of the creatures there follow you off of it, or may have... unfortunately eaten any of them.
[As he spoke, Turo's tone may have remained calm but there was a serious note to it. There did happen to be a Strabby perched on the desk behind him, a pink bow tied around it, which Turo did know was around but didn't know was there at the moment. There was, however, one he did know was going to be in frame.
Held very much like a hamburger he lifted up a BBQ Bunger so that googly eyes were facing the phone's camera.]
I do in fact mean those creatures like this- for those who might not have gone to the island, or even those who may need a reminder. These creatures that are known as Bugsnax are parasitic creatures that only have that nature turn into something dangerous upon being eaten. So again-
[After setting Chipotle the BBQ Bunger back down.]
Do not eat the Bugsnax, they are parasitic in nature upon being consumed.
If you have eaten any of the creatures found on Snaxburg Island, we may need to have a word or more. Please do get in touch.
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I wouldn't have ever known it was a possibility if I hadn't seen it in the heads of my handlers.
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I may never see the world I am from personally, but this one is not bad.
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(Sidestep doesn't know Turo can't survive without the ambient energy in the crater or the magic of this world. They think it's some kind of programmed limitation or something that kept him trapped, and that the protocol is the only reason he can't return.)
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So long as I exist in that world, the Time Machine will never shut down.
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I have no way of knowing if I would last long enough once on the other side.
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(That's... the beings brought through the time machine were able to survive in Turo's world just fine, so why didn't Turo think he could survive in theirs?)
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I was unable to leave the area due to the fact my power source would not last long outside of it. It was a relief that I am able to easily recharge here, as I was unsure when I first arrived..
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Do you know why it wouldn't last? How are you powering yourself now?
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Here I suppose it has to do with the magic of this world, how it permeates nearly everything. It may be enough to help keep my core well charged.
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You can't recharge any other way?
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Times like this I could really use a convenient plasma generator.
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Still, a valid concern.
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But even if you can stay just fine, I'm pretty sure most other people are leaving.
(He'd be left behind. A bigger prison than the crater, for sure, but...
If he wants to stay it should at least be a choice and not because he has to.)
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This was more than I expected when I had made the decision.
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I also doubt just your team would really hurt the local ecology unless they can reproduce asexually or something.
(Since they know the latter is a big important thing for him.
Personally, they'd be way more worried about the former.)
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They are not able to as far as I know, no. It is really only them appearing in great number, as they had been, that could decimate an ecosystem and all it supported.
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[Time Machine, ship in a bottle- whatever may come after this if it were indeed possible to go anywhere else.]
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(Well Sidestep can, anyway.
Somewhere, they sigh.)
You're not very good at worrying about yourself, are you?
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