2 Jokes 4 the price of 1

[bountyfull]

Type: Video
Sender ID: bountyfull
To: general public
Subject: Two Things
Warnings: It's dad jokes.


[ Haha, helloooo! He waves with one han—the metal one— since the other is holding his shellphone. It's pretty novel, this kind of technology. He seems fairly adept at it if the way he's framed himself in the video is any indication. ]

I heard some pretty good jokes the other day [ DID YOU, VASH? ] so I wanted to share them.

[ He clears his throat with a laugh, his head tilting slightly. ]

What would bears be without bees?

[ There's a pause as he leans in to the camera to whisper: ]

Ears.

[ He does his absolute level best (not really) not to laugh, which is unsuccessful. Once he calms down he grins in a way that makes his nose wrinkle ]

One more!

The other day a guy hit me with a bottle of milk!

[ Another Pause... ]

How dairy?!

[ He needs to be stopped. ]

Comments

[bountyfull]

[ Oh... Oooooohhh.... ]

Well, you could try saying them out loud to yourself. It's a play on words?

[ HE said them out loud so maybe this isn't helpful advice. ]

But uh, you know. [ He makes motions with his free hand as he says the words again. ]Dairy... DAIREE... Dare he?

1/4 I'm sorry

[stillarhino]

[You know what? He's going to take that advice.]

Dairy?

[stillarhino]

Daaair-he.

[Almost there.]

[stillarhino]

DARE HE!

done

[stillarhino]

[...]

What the hell? That's a lame-ass joke, yo.

[bountyfull]

You know, you could really hurt a guy's feelings saying things like that! It's just for a bit of fun!

[stillarhino]

Yeah, but if you going 'round sayin' stuff like that to everyone on here. I dunno, man. Kinda feel bad for ya for messin' up like that.

[Oof. Get this boy a filter.]